Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[GornikDaze]

Husband: I’ve got some good news and bad news…
Wife: what’s the good news?
Husband: we’ve just won the Omaze house in the latest draw!
Wife: that’s fantastic, what’s the bad news?
Husband: we can only afford to heat it for a week!!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

sawat dee khrap
aroi mak mak

 

[dronefromsector7G]

aroi mak mak

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Chan gin man tuk wan

 

[blue44]

Chan gin man tuk wan

mai khao jai
mai pen rai

 

[dronefromsector7G]

mai khao jai
mai pen rai

Khrap (seems appropriate lol)

 

[blue44]

Khrap (seems appropriate lol)

my mrs is thai

 

[JASR]

sawat dee khrap
aroi mak mak

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It says 3rd edition.. maybe it should be Turd edition...

 

[bluebc]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[A57 the snake]

What’s a butcher’s favourite pop group?





The four chops.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Green18]

What’s a butcher’s favourite pop group?





The four chops.

What is a takeaways favourite pop group?

Gladys Knight and the Chips.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

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[bornblueegg]

What’s a butcher’s favourite pop group?





The four chops.

Tony Blackburn wants his joke back