Joke thread

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Porridge, the finest sitcom of all time. Far better than Fawlty Towers or anything else you care to name.
Fulton McKay as Mr McKay was exceptional as was Brian Wilde ,the guy who played Mr Barrowclough.
No one will ever convince me their was a funnier sitcom, ever.

Rising Damp was brilliant.

 

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Guy Fawkes for November.

 

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What do you call a police woman with a badly shaven vagina

- Constable

And remember, the difference between a police horse and a racehorse is that the police horse has its **** half way along its back!

 

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Kwarteng (verb)

- to instantly destroy something

“Did you hear about John ? He’s ok but his car was absolutely Kwartenged”

Kwarteng (noun)

- the length of time between opening ones mouth and causing irreparable damage”

In Saxon times there were usually 12 Kwartengs to the Truss.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Guy Fawkes for November.

Thats blown it

 

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Just watched my neighbour sprinkle cornflour on his allotment - the plot thickens.

 

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Did you hear about the fire in the soap powder factory?
The walls fell in with a thickening sud.

 

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I'm going to introduce lunges into my keep fit regime

I think it's a big step forward

 

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Made me smile anyway, the good old days

 

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