Joke thread

[Blue Mist]

I'm a bit disappointed really. I thought he was going to finish by kicking the drums over and smashing everything up like Keith Moon.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I'm a bit disappointed really. I thought he was going to finish by kicking the drums over and smashing everything up like Keith Moon.

I thought he was going to get his cock out

 

[nw42]

I thought he was going to get his cock out

Same here, it was very anticlimactic and I've still no idea what he did wrong.

 

[blue44]

 

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[JRockBlues]

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Katie Price without make-up?

 

[Dogtanian]

The wife was trying to be sexy for me last night. When I came up the stairs, I found her lying naked on the bed, licking a lollipop.

Then she slipped it up her fanny...

I said, "Careful with that, love. You'll need it to help the children across the road tomorrow!"

 

[snorky]

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@kaz7 has really let herself go

 

[kaz7]

@kaz7 has really let herself go

That is @dronefromsector7G

 

[dronefromsector7G]

That is @dronefromsector7G

And?

 

[kaz7]

And?

Fat arse pervert lol

 

[blue44]

That is @dronefromsector7G

Its not him
Its me !

 

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[Kippax77]

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This needs banning.
i've just lost my libido