Joke thread

[Dicko69]

You must have living on Mars to think that would happen.

I think he's from another galaxy

 

[yeseye]

I think he's from another galaxy

He’s definitely not from the Milky Way!

 

[forlorn hope]

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[goalmole]

This thread is a joke.

 

[dickie davies]

 

[bluebc]

 

[bluebc]

 

[KS55]

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Thanks for the 1952 joke.

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

A zoo keeper teaches a gorilla to play golf. He takes the ape to a local golf club and challenges the club professional, who accepts.

Hole 1- Par 5: The club pro’ hits a good 275 years tee-shot. The gorilla smacks his shot all the way on to the green, just 3 feet from the flag. The pro’ is amazed and concedes the hole.

Hole 2- Par 4: A repeat of hole1, the gorilla’s tee-shot lands within 2 feet of the hole, the club pro hits his shot well short and again concedes the hole.

Hole 3-Par2: A short fairway and both tee-shots lands on the green close to the flag. The pro’ goes first and sinks his putt. The gorilla takes his putter and strikes the ball…300 yards.

 

[oakiecokie]

A zoo keeper teaches a gorilla to play golf. He takes the ape to a local golf club and challenges the club professional, who accepts.

Hole 1- Par 5: The club pro’ hits a good 275 years tee-shot. The gorilla smacks his shot all the way on to the green, just 3 feet from the flag. The pro’ is amazed and concedes the hole.

Hole 2- Par 4: A repeat of hole1, the gorilla’s tee-shot lands within 2 feet of the hole, the club pro hits his shot well short and again concedes the hole.

Hole 3-Par2: A short fairway and both tee-shots lands on the green close to the flag. The pro’ goes first and sinks his putt. The gorilla takes his putter and strikes the ball…300 yards.

You should change your name to "Fiftyyearsandacunt".

 

[balotellishaircut]

A fella in the pub just asked me to name 3 Qatar players……. I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[bluebc]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Please finish this joke, I bet the punchline is excellent.

Did it go over your head?

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

You should change your name to "Fiftyyearsandacunt".

No, it's fine, you can keep that credit.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I think so.

Do you want him to putt it another way.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Do you want him to putt it another way.

He did right to flag it up, in fact should be pinned on the thread.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Did it go over your head?

Thats par for the course