Joke thread

[kippaxneil]

My first wife left me due to my obsession with supermarkets.
It didn't help when I asked if she needed help with her packing.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[yeseye]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[yeseye]

Rioting thugs have looted Shoezone in Liverpool and taken everything except work boots.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[BackofJeanette]

Went to a lovely wedding today . The couple and the wedding official were all opticians . They really struggled with their vows , when asked for better or for worse, better worse , better worse ,better worse .