Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

I feel your pain

Embarrassingly I remember my mum having to ' untangle ' me.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I just found Adolf Hitler's former house for sale on the internet.

It's on Reichmove.

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I think we call it a CV

Hate Americanisms

Now we have ' forever ' as in friend, home , car, dog etc...great if you're a pretentious, attention seeking twat.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Now we have ' forever ' as in friend, home , car, dog etc...great if you're a pretentious, attention seeking twat.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Kier Starmer walked into a bar,

"Whiskey please bartender, " he asked.

The bartender served him his whisky, "Excuse me, this has got ice in it, I didn't want ice. " Said Starmer,

"No, " replied the barman, "neither did the fucking pensioners. "

 

[Lavinda Past]

Did you know a pig's orgasm can last up to 30 minutes?



40, if you know what you're doing

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]