Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

Your definition of "top" is not very high!! :-)

It's because he has very low datum line

 

[Xhavenjoe]

t's because he has very low datum line

I must confess that I used to find Benny Hill funny

 

[Lavinda Past]

I must confess that I used to find Benny Hill funny

 

[Lavinda Past]

It's because he has very low datum line

 

[Lavinda Past]

Did you know that you can actually hear the blood running through your veins?

You have to listen variclosely.

 

[Sam101]

My Grandad was a WWII veteran.


In just one day during the Battle of Britain, he destroyed 8 German aircraft killing 32 Nazi aviators.



Easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I heard that my neighbour is struggling financially and can't afford his water bill.

I sent him a get well soon card.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I called my doctors surgery this morning.

"I need to make an appointment for as soon as possible," I said, "Everything in my ear is echoing."

"Ok," she replied, "How does tomorrow sound?"

I said, "Morrow, orrow, row, ow."

 

[bluethrunthru]