Joke thread

[NZBlue]

Don't tell him Pike.

Probably the finest piece of comedy timing ever

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Probably the finest piece of comedy timing ever

For the FYC's!!!

 

[dickie davies]

For the FYC's!!!

The German officer was Ruth Madoc's (of Hi di hi fame) husband

 

[Vienna_70]

For the FYC's!!!

Legendary!

 

[Vienna_70]

The German officer was Ruth Madoc's (of Hi di hi fame) husband

I knew he was called Philip Madoc, but I’d never associated the two.

He was also in one episode of Porridge.

 

[Sam101]

My wife has Informed me she is leaving me for my best mate.



To be fair, he was just a mate until she told me.

 

[BlueFurn]

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God may know why I liked that… I still don’t

 

[Uwe Already]

My wife has Informed me she is leaving me for my best mate.



To be fair, he was just a mate until she told me.

Haha, love it - my wife left me for a man…

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I knew he was called Philip Madoc, but I’d never associated the two.

He was also in one episode of Porridge.

He was probably the more well known of the two up to his death, been in some good films and did a lot of serious theatre.

Ruth was the voice of one of the Smash robots.

 

[Pancake Arse]

 

[Sam101]

Found this painting in a charity shop, I think it's a Constable.

 

[Vienna_70]

My voice reminds people of the great Caruso.



I don’t mean the Italian. I mean the English bloke, who went out a couple of hundred years ago to a desert island.


Robinson Caruso.

 

[Blue Mist]

I knew he was called Philip Madoc, but I’d never associated the two.

He was also in one episode of Porridge.

Im not suprised you didn't make the association, I didn't even know he was German

 

[Vienna_70]

Im not suprised you didn't make the association, I didn't even know he was German

Your name will also go on the list.

 

[Blue Mist]

Your name will also go on the list.

It's funny, as a lad growing up when Dad's Army was shown for the first time, I hated it.
Boring old fuckers re-living the past, now, I realise how funny it was and still is.
What a brilliant 2 lines 'what's your name'
Don't tell him Pike.

Comedy gold

 

[SamTheGuru]

I am guessing this is Japanese version of trigger happy tv:

 

[roman totale]

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Found this painting in a charity shop, I think it's a Constable.



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Doesnt look like he would have taken much shit from a group of wankers in an airport to be fair

 

[i kne albert davy]

He was probably the more well known of the two up to his death, been in some good films and did a lot of serious theatre.

Ruth was the voice of one of the Smash robots.

Yep how he wasn’t Oscar nominated for Dalek invasion earth 2150 I’ve no idea, as for the morris vans says a lot for British engineering that they’ll still be running about after 200 years :-)

 

[Bill Walker]