Joke thread

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

Just thought I'd nip over to my Gran's yesterday, and, fair play to her, at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up - cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch.

She always makes such a big effort, but yet again there was no answer.

I'll pop back next year.

 

[Sam101]

 

[Grassland Blue]

So there are two blokes, one quite tall and his mate, a dwarf, gone on a long weekend to Hamburg.
They hit the town on the pull.
Anyway, half way through the evening - no luck, so they decide to go their own ways in a bid for success.
They both return to their hotel about the same time and the tall bloke spots the dwarf with a 6'2" well built woman on his arm.
The tall bloke, alone, goes into his room and lies on the bed, frustrated.
After a short while he can hear, coming from the dwarfs' room "A one, two, three urrgh". And again, "A one, two, three, urrgh".
This carries on for a couple of hours and the tall bloke falls asleep.

The next morning, at breakfast, the tall bloke says to his mate the dwarf, "it sounded like you had a good time with that lady last night".

"Good time?" he says. "Good time?"




"I couldn't get on the bleeding bed!"

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[KS55]

Hucknall is a twat and a rag so it really annoys me that I like his voice.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[citizen_maine]

Hucknall is a twat and a rag so it really annoys me that I like his voice.

I don't get it

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[r.soleofsalford]

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8-O

 

[ancoats]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve just discovered that there is a web browser called "Vivaldi".

Is that because you can use it for four seasons?

 

[chris63]

I like Rodney Dangerfield he's funny most of the time. Unlike most American comedians

 

[lightning Rodri]

 

[bladdered]