Joke thread

[Ancient Citizen]

It's Good Friday this week and thoughts turn to a bloke with long hair, who will always be remembered for dying on the end of a cross.
Happy easter Andy Carroll.

Jesus wasnt nailed to "the end of a cross". Just nailed to a cross.

LOL , your funny, give it too em john , if the jokes arn't right, fucking pull em up on it !!

Indeed, I am bereft.

 

[TrueBlue76]

<br /><br />-- Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:11 pm --<br /><br />The worlds shortest joke;

Two women were sitting quietly.

 

[the blue panther]

-- Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:11 pm --

The worlds shortest joke;

Two women were sitting quietly.

Inconsiderate bastards them Romans - they could at least have taken that halo off him and put a proper hard hard hat on his head, instead of those crappy thorns.. If he tripped up and that cross had fallen on him, he could have got badly injured.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Q. what do you call two gay rapist's walking down the street

A. Bobby & Eric.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Thought I'd spotted a Superhero earlier today, When I saw a man running down the street wearing a cape....... Turned out the bastard hadn't paid for his haircut !

 

[MCC]

Don`t get this one! What`s it all about?

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Don`t get this one! What`s it all about?

did you get the map in the middle of your screen and press F11 on your keyboard? It's an old one anyway.

 

[Seosa]

Don`t get this one! What`s it all about?

Shaking Screen + Japanese Map = "Earthquake"

 

[MCC]

Shakes a bit so know what you are getting at....

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Shakes a bit so know what you are getting at....

I know, I know very lame. My joke above is much better.

 

[tommyhair]

FFS

Don`t get this one! What`s it all about?

 

[Lavinda Past]

FFS

Don`t get this one! What`s it all about?

You don't get it?
IT'S A F*CKIN EARTHQUAKE!! THERE'S MILLIONS DEAD AND EVEN MORE HOMELESS!! SHIT, THEY'RE DIGGING KIDS OUT OF MUD AND CONCRETE!! ROFL?

 

[mrcunny]

FFS

Don`t get this one! What`s it all about?

You don't get it?
IT'S A F*CKIN EARTHQUAKE!! THERE'S MILLIONS DEAD AND EVEN MORE HOMELESS!! SHIT, THEY'RE DIGGING KIDS OUT OF MUD AND CONCRETE!! ROFL?

Millions? i presume youve told ya mrs youve got a 12 inch cock then....

 

[paphos-mcfc]

FFS

You don't get it?
IT'S A F*CKIN EARTHQUAKE!! THERE'S MILLIONS DEAD AND EVEN MORE HOMELESS!! SHIT, THEY'RE DIGGING KIDS OUT OF MUD AND CONCRETE!! ROFL?

Millions? i presume youve told ya mrs youve got a 12 inch cock then....

I was more concerned about how the kids ended up in the concrete!

 

[mrcunny]

You don't get it?
IT'S A F*CKIN EARTHQUAKE!! THERE'S MILLIONS DEAD AND EVEN MORE HOMELESS!! SHIT, THEY'RE DIGGING KIDS OUT OF MUD AND CONCRETE!! ROFL?

Millions? i presume youve told ya mrs youve got a 12 inch cock then....

I was more concerned about how the kids ended up in the concrete!

dodgy builders?

 

[MANC TRONIX]

Q. what do you call two gay rapist's walking down the street

A. Bobby & Eric.

now that IS funny. lol.

 

[mrcunny]

I was at the swimming baths yesterday and had a sneaky piss in the deep end. The life guard noticed and blew his whistle so fucking loud i nearly fell in....

 

[johnmc]

Re: Re: joke thread....

Q. what do you call two gay rapist's walking down the street

A. Bobby & Eric.

now that IS funny. lol.

Can you explain it please

 

[mrcunny]

Re: Re: joke thread....

Q. what do you call two gay rapist's walking down the street

A. Bobby & Eric.

now that IS funny. lol.

Can you explain it please

Read other threads mate...lol i didnt get it at first until i read another thread about 2 lads getting bummed and going back time after time..

 

[oddfellows]

It's Good Friday this week and thoughts turn to a bloke with long hair, who will always be remembered for dying on the end of a cross.
Happy easter Andy Carroll.

Jesus wasnt nailed to "the end of a cross". Just nailed to a cross.

It says died on the end of a cross not nailed to the end of a cross.