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Joke thread
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BackofJeanette
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I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tyre and then roll me down a hill.
They were Goodyears...
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When i was born, i had the choice of either being a really good shagger.. or having a superb memory,
so i...erm ...ah sod it, I've forgot what i was gonna say!
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My wife and I were on holiday and after a few sambucas and hours of persuasion she finally agreed to take it up the arse.
I'm so relieved, there was no way I could get another 8 pouches of tobacco in the case!
They were Goodyears...
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When i was born, i had the choice of either being a really good shagger.. or having a superb memory,
so i...erm ...ah sod it, I've forgot what i was gonna say!
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My wife and I were on holiday and after a few sambucas and hours of persuasion she finally agreed to take it up the arse.
I'm so relieved, there was no way I could get another 8 pouches of tobacco in the case!
My mrs went for an afternoon drink with her workmates and came home at teatime pissed out of her head. She stumbled upstairs and after hearing a loud bump, I went upstairs to investigate. She had pulled her knickers down for a piss but stumbled forward and passed out with her bare arse stuck up in the air. I thought "this opportunity is too good to miss".
So I went out for a drink with my mates.
So I went out for a drink with my mates.
Nascent Blues
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I was behind an old lady at the ATM today and she turned around and asked me 'would you mind checking my balance love, my eyesight's really bad?' So I pushed her over and said, 'yeah, you're right, it's shit.'
blueinkwell
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I had a bet on three horses yesterday, Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times. Not one winner, I blame it on the bookie.
warpig
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A recent survey asked if there were too many immigrants in this country.
18% answered: yes
72% answered: عفان ويؤمن نيته سريري تأسست سنين نحن
18% answered: yes
72% answered: عفان ويؤمن نيته سريري تأسست سنين نحن
charliebigspuds
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Can't believe Yorkshire are dominating the Olympics, and they've still got Peter Sutcliffe to come with the hammer!
jimharri
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I shouldn't, but I just had an involuntary bladder leakage moment when I read that!charliebigspuds said:Can't believe Yorkshire are dominating the Olympics, and they've still got Peter Sutcliffe to come with the hammer!
charliebigspuds
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jimharri said:I shouldn't, but I just had an involuntary bladder leakage moment when I read that!charliebigspuds said:Can't believe Yorkshire are dominating the Olympics, and they've still got Peter Sutcliffe to come with the hammer!
just a leak Jim? I must be losing it