Cheese Butty
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Sports Direct are doing a memorial Jimmy Saville tracksuit.You get the adult top, but you have to squeeze into kids bottoms
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BackofJeanette
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Breaking News- Sophie Ellis Bexter has been found dead in Paris,
reportedly in an ex-footballer's apartment.
French police have made a statement suspecting it was murder on Zidane's floor
reportedly in an ex-footballer's apartment.
French police have made a statement suspecting it was murder on Zidane's floor
BackofJeanette
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My 12 year old daughter asked me about Jimmy Saville today, she was worried that some of the things he did to young girls would happen to her.
I comforted her and advised her to just stay away from men who wear alot of bling and dodgy shell suits.
Or to put it another way, don,t ever go to Liverpool!
I comforted her and advised her to just stay away from men who wear alot of bling and dodgy shell suits.
Or to put it another way, don,t ever go to Liverpool!
takeabooson
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Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
TrueBlue76
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Jim couldn't fix it for me to meet Johnny Cash but he gave me a ring of fire to make up for it.
Ye Olde Hamiltonian
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Understand Saville was quite excited when he heard the BBC were starting up ChildLine. He thought it was a takeaway.
Oh he never played Batman, and he never played the riddler, from all accounts his favourite role, was as a kiddie fiddler. The truth it seems was hidden, the stories are now told, for Jim to fix it for you, you had to be 10 years old.
Ey diddle diddle, Saville had a fiddle, while the BBC danced to his tune. He then joined a ring, run by Jonathan King, cause they both wanted underaged poon.
JJB Sports have started selling Jimmy Saville tribute track suits. They have adult tops, but you have to try and squeeze into kiddies bottoms.
Susan Boyle has returned her Jim'll Fix it badge out of total disgust at the way she was treated by him after appearing in his show.
He never laid a hand on her.
Girls - pre-pubescent, feminine itching?
Apply some Savile-on
They have just found Jimmy Savile's diary.
His last entry was about 10 years old.
Oh he never played Batman, and he never played the riddler, from all accounts his favourite role, was as a kiddie fiddler. The truth it seems was hidden, the stories are now told, for Jim to fix it for you, you had to be 10 years old.
Ey diddle diddle, Saville had a fiddle, while the BBC danced to his tune. He then joined a ring, run by Jonathan King, cause they both wanted underaged poon.
JJB Sports have started selling Jimmy Saville tribute track suits. They have adult tops, but you have to try and squeeze into kiddies bottoms.
Susan Boyle has returned her Jim'll Fix it badge out of total disgust at the way she was treated by him after appearing in his show.
He never laid a hand on her.
Girls - pre-pubescent, feminine itching?
Apply some Savile-on
They have just found Jimmy Savile's diary.
His last entry was about 10 years old.
BackofJeanette
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Man: How much for a wank?
Prostitute: £15
Man: Thanks. I don't want one, I just wanted to know how much I was saving every night.
Prostitute: £15
Man: Thanks. I don't want one, I just wanted to know how much I was saving every night.
Squelch
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It makes me sick - all these showbiz personalities turning out to be predatory sex monsters. Just found out Morph was a playdohphile!