Joke thread

[foetus]

The autopsy report came back for Phil Hughes.

Ebola


I almost didn't post that :/

 

[TangerineSteve17]

The autopsy report came back for Phil Hughes.

Ebola


I almost didn't post that :/

From someone who lives in Australia....that's just not cricket.

I shouldn't have posted this, but we can share the tastelessness

 

[lazza]

Two of those from foetus remind me of another....

A rabbit arrives at the gates of heaven, where St Peter is waiting to check he can be admitted.

"Question 1", says St Peter, "How did you die?"

"Well," said the rabbit, "I was out on the town with some of my bunny mates, and we called into a bar. I was getting rather hungry, so I ordered a pint of beer and a toasted sandwich with cheese and pickle."

"Hmmm... a pint of beer and a sandwich isn't enough to kill a rabbit" said St peter.

"No, that's true, but It was so delicious" replied the rabbit "that I immediately ordered a second pint and a ham toasted sandwich. I was beginning to get a bit full after that, but I suppose I was feeling a bit greedy, and the beer really gave me the munchies, so I ordered a third pint and a tuna toasty. I took one bit of the sandwich.... and next thing I know, here I am"

"Very strange", said St Peter, "that doesn't explain how you died"

"I reckon it must have been mixing-ma-toasties" sighed the rabbit.

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

Two of those from foetus remind me of another....

A rabbit arrives at the gates of heaven, where St Peter is waiting to check he can be admitted.

"Question 1", says St Peter, "How did you die?"

"Well," said the rabbit, "I was out on the town with some of my bunny mates, and we called into a bar. I was getting rather hungry, so I ordered a pint of beer and a toasted sandwich with cheese and pickle."

"Hmmm... a pint of beer and a sandwich isn't enough to kill a rabbit" said St peter.

"No, that's true, but It was so delicious" replied the rabbit "that I immediately ordered a second pint and a ham toasted sandwich. I was beginning to get a bit full after that, but I suppose I was feeling a bit greedy, and the beer really gave me the munchies, so I ordered a third pint and a tuna toasty. I took one bit of the sandwich.... and next thing I know, here I am"

"Very strange", said St Peter, "that doesn't explain how you died"

"I reckon it must have been mixing-ma-toasties" sighed the rabbit.

You can hop along after that joke

 

[bennyblue]

We DID NOT walk 500 mile.

And we WOULD NOT walk 500 more.

~The Disclaimers

 

[foetus]

We DID NOT walk 500 mile.

And we WOULD NOT walk 500 more.

~The Disclaimers

 

[Barcon]

Two of those from foetus remind me of another....

A rabbit arrives at the gates of heaven, where St Peter is waiting to check he can be admitted.

"Question 1", says St Peter, "How did you die?"

"Well," said the rabbit, "I was out on the town with some of my bunny mates, and we called into a bar. I was getting rather hungry, so I ordered a pint of beer and a toasted sandwich with cheese and pickle."

"Hmmm... a pint of beer and a sandwich isn't enough to kill a rabbit" said St peter.

"No, that's true, but It was so delicious" replied the rabbit "that I immediately ordered a second pint and a ham toasted sandwich. I was beginning to get a bit full after that, but I suppose I was feeling a bit greedy, and the beer really gave me the munchies, so I ordered a third pint and a tuna toasty. I took one bit of the sandwich.... and next thing I know, here I am"

"Very strange", said St Peter, "that doesn't explain how you died"

"I reckon it must have been mixing-ma-toasties" sighed the rabbit.

I don't get it.

 

[BillyBonds]

Two of those from foetus remind me of another....

A rabbit arrives at the gates of heaven, where St Peter is waiting to check he can be admitted.

"Question 1", says St Peter, "How did you die?"

"Well," said the rabbit, "I was out on the town with some of my bunny mates, and we called into a bar. I was getting rather hungry, so I ordered a pint of beer and a toasted sandwich with cheese and pickle."

"Hmmm... a pint of beer and a sandwich isn't enough to kill a rabbit" said St peter.

"No, that's true, but It was so delicious" replied the rabbit "that I immediately ordered a second pint and a ham toasted sandwich. I was beginning to get a bit full after that, but I suppose I was feeling a bit greedy, and the beer really gave me the munchies, so I ordered a third pint and a tuna toasty. I took one bit of the sandwich.... and next thing I know, here I am"

"Very strange", said St Peter, "that doesn't explain how you died"

"I reckon it must have been mixing-ma-toasties" sighed the rabbit.

I don't get it.

That's because only rabbits get myxomatosis.

 

[Zubrman]

Two of those from foetus remind me of another....

A rabbit arrives at the gates of heaven, where St Peter is waiting to check he can be admitted.

"Question 1", says St Peter, "How did you die?"

"Well," said the rabbit, "I was out on the town with some of my bunny mates, and we called into a bar. I was getting rather hungry, so I ordered a pint of beer and a toasted sandwich with cheese and pickle."

"Hmmm... a pint of beer and a sandwich isn't enough to kill a rabbit" said St peter.

"No, that's true, but It was so delicious" replied the rabbit "that I immediately ordered a second pint and a ham toasted sandwich. I was beginning to get a bit full after that, but I suppose I was feeling a bit greedy, and the beer really gave me the munchies, so I ordered a third pint and a tuna toasty. I took one bit of the sandwich.... and next thing I know, here I am"

"Very strange", said St Peter, "that doesn't explain how you died"

"I reckon it must have been mixing-ma-toasties" sighed the rabbit.

I don't get it.

That's because only rabbits get myxomatosis.

The UK introduced the disease to reduce wild rabbit numbers in the mid fifties.

This joke died shortly after that.

 

[Barcon]

Two of those from foetus remind me of another....

A rabbit arrives at the gates of heaven, where St Peter is waiting to check he can be admitted.

"Question 1", says St Peter, "How did you die?"

"Well," said the rabbit, "I was out on the town with some of my bunny mates, and we called into a bar. I was getting rather hungry, so I ordered a pint of beer and a toasted sandwich with cheese and pickle."

"Hmmm... a pint of beer and a sandwich isn't enough to kill a rabbit" said St peter.

"No, that's true, but It was so delicious" replied the rabbit "that I immediately ordered a second pint and a ham toasted sandwich. I was beginning to get a bit full after that, but I suppose I was feeling a bit greedy, and the beer really gave me the munchies, so I ordered a third pint and a tuna toasty. I took one bit of the sandwich.... and next thing I know, here I am"

"Very strange", said St Peter, "that doesn't explain how you died"

"I reckon it must have been mixing-ma-toasties" sighed the rabbit.

I don't get it.

That's because only rabbits get myxomatosis.

Never heard of it, still don't get it. Is it pronounced mixingmatoasties?