mexico1970
Well-Known Member
He's modelling centrist dad to sell his policies.
No doubt they'll be a party political broadcast where he'll paint the fence of his terraced home in rainbows colours. Then off to the pub in his Arsenal shirt to meet 'the lads' where you'll see him neck a pint. Cheer a goal. Then make a unsuitable comment at the young barmaid. He will then see someone in a spurs shirt and sing yid army with him to show he's not tribal. On the way home he'll buy a kebab from Abdul's. Have some 'bantz' and come home to his pissed off wife (played by an actress who looks like Rachel Reeves) throws a pillow at him and points to the sofa. His french bulldog, already on it growls at him so he sleeps on the floor. He wakes up hungover and realises he's late for Sunday footy with the lads. Plays the game scores a goal but doesn't celebrate as the keeper is a person of colour and he respects his choice. On the way home he sees a homeless veteran and buys him a coffee. The veteran thanks him and says if he had a home he'd vote for him. Starmer promises he will.
The PPB ends with Vote Labour
He's a man for all seasons.