Keir Starmer

[mexico1970]

I heard his dad was a toolmaker, is there any truth in that?

 

[TinFoilHat]

I heard his dad was a toolmaker, is there any truth in that?

He created the biggest tool so I'm guessing he's confirmed it.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Rainbow coloured and they'll be monitored by secret police in his socialist utopia according to Gbeebies news.

BREAKING: Starmer’s communist Labour government spend YOUR TAX on GAY TRANSGENDER BINS

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

BREAKING: Starmer’s communist Labour government spend YOUR TAX on GAY TRANSGENDER BINS

Are they big bins?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

My main takeaway was that I never want to go to Grimsby. Sounds like a bit of a shithole.

Went there a couple of weeks ago. It’s not the worst lace I’ve been in the last twelve months, that would be Middlesbrough, but it’s a joyless place. The weather didn’t help. It’s was Grim all round!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Be amazed if he references his dad’s profession again. Someone will have had a word.

 

[Postman Pep]

 

[hilts]

Are they big bins?

No but don't recycle using the green bin anymore.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Went there a couple of weeks ago. It’s not the worst lace I’ve been in the last twelve months, that would be Middlesbrough, but it’s a joyless place. The weather didn’t help. It’s was Grim all round!

Is it true the cafés close in the lunch hour?

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Be amazed if he references his dad’s profession again. Someone will have had a word.

Private Eye were taking the piss out of it a month ago.

I dread him trying to make a joke of it and either flubbing the delivery or getting forced laughter. Someone will probably think that it's a good idea though.