Kyle Walker newspaper story

[kaz7]

#ManCity will 'solve' the incident involving Kyle Walker internally, with private issues not being appropriate for a press conference, says Pep Guardiola

Pep Guardiola on #ManCity players' public behaviour: "They know it [that they have to be careful]. When you open the door at home, they need to know they will be filmed whatever they do. That is society." [via
@DanMurphyMEN

 

[ChicagoBlue]

From the land of Spring Break and Frat House parties?

18-22yr olds away from home for the first time vs Grown ass, married, multimillionaire with multiple kids by multiple women???

 

[wythenshaweblue£££]

Been quality over the years for us probably best right back we ever had but he just don’t learn does he once he has a drink.

 

[LongsightM13]

This thread reads more like an Attenborough Special on Evolution with every anecdote of “When I was a lad, back in the days when lads were ‘real’ lads and women knew their place…”

Can’t speak for most adults, and certainly wouldn’t dream of speaking for the women on here, but what is the fascination with supposedly grown men getting pissed up and whipping their cocks out??? Or, did I answer that in the first paragraph above?

Attenborough has been cancelled by the far right loons

 

[HalfwayUpTheKippax]

The scene of the crime

 

[spacecadet]

Has Giggs coughed his brother's fruit shoot yet?

 

[bluke]

There's only one Kyle Walker
Only one Kyle Walker
Hard as a rock
....
Can anyone suggest the next line?

 

[eyalluvitt]

There's only one Kyle Walker
Only one Kyle Walker
Hard as a rock
....
Can anyone suggest the next line?

Twirling his clock?

 

[talkativesprout]

Oh Kyle Walker
He's a right back
we are in shock

Boozes round town
doing the helicopter cock
whilst United players stay at home
and wash their crusty wank socks

Oh Kyle Walker
Repeat to fade

 

[Sheik Battle and Goal]

Not sure about the fuss.
If you get your knob out in front of kids then yeah bang out of order. In a bar full of adults???
Either don't look or move away.
Alone with a female who isn't involved with him, totally not on.
Immature behaviour, but surely nobody would have felt threatened in a public bar.
If you are that sensitive, maybe you are not cut out for the real world...

Indecent exposure is a criminal offence so it is a fuss

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

 

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[Johnny Mars Bar]

Sounds like we need a new chant for Kyle.

"If you like Kyle Walker flash your nob..."

Kyle Walker’s disco cock is the best, it goes up from his arse to his chest

 

[Xhavenjoe]

There's only one Kyle Walker
Only one Kyle Walker
Hard as a rock

He always plays with those holes in his sock.

 

[eyalluvitt]

From the Bada Bing 07644 to Revolution SK9

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Gary Lineker: "Shocking display by the BBC."
Kyle Walker: "I've been hearing the same."

 

[citymad]

Kyle, the village called they want their idiot back.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Been quality over the years for us probably best right back we ever had but he just don’t learn does he once he has a drink.

Laurent Charvet is frantically waving in your direction..........

 

[failsworthblueboy]

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Very funny, but I wish they hadn't put our badge on his coat.

 

[beermusic]

The lengths people go to get themselves a song after six years