We won’t sign Kylian Mbappe. You just have to look at our recent history and ethos. Stop trying to sell him to fans who don’t want him. He already turned us down. Not only did he turn us down, he said he didn’t turn down Pep Guardiola, he turned down Manchester City. Since then he’s done silly driving celebrations when PSG scored against us on the way to losing to us. This qualifies him to dictate PSG managerial and transfer policy apparently.
Kylian Mbappe was a **** yesterday. He’s a **** today. I confidently predict he’ll be a **** tomorrow. City never go back for players.
Did I mention he’s a ****?