Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Protein Junkie]

His meltdowns when they lose are piss funny.

Only because it means more to them fnar

 

[bluemoon32]

And yet Klopp's a god, weird

 

[stevemacca]

If the rumours are to believed they have more than doubled Salahs wages. I'm pretty sure senior players agents have taken note of this and are asking the club for parity.

For example Andrew Robertson is on 50k, thats a bit less than Mo's 350 k week, bound to cause some friction
Some say he's not even worth that but.....

 

[LongsightM13]

His meltdowns when they lose are piss funny.

And when we win, especially coming from behind

 

[cheekybids]

And yet Klopp's a god, weird
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A penalty shoot out the difference.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Bingo doesn't wind me up as much as he used to, now he just makes me smile all the time he comes out with these curiously bizarre statements.
Like Hitler in his bunker, Bingo is issuing these odd soundbites to anyone who will listen, but most of the people around him are looking on incredulously as he slowly disappears into his own little make believe world. Whereas Hitler was issuing commands to troops that no longer existed, blown away by the sheer power of the Allies, Klopp is making sub-par players like Trent Anal and Gomez to perform well beyond their capabilities. An ever-decreasing Vain Dick and the static Henderson just cannot do what the Cheerleader asks of them, so he turns instead to his usual copy of the well thumbed 'Blame-Man-City-For-Everything' manual, where he finds solace in the fact that we are responsible for every famine, every earthquake, every outbreak of botulism and every single natural disaster that has befallen this planet of ours. He particularly likes to read chapter 4, paragraph 6, where it reads "If the dippers fail to win any silverware and finish the season in 8th place it must be understood that it is in no way the fault of Loony Bingo. He cannot, regardless of the circumstances, be held accountable for anything that does not go the way the dipper's want it to."

Dont forget Covid, MRSA & the Black Death ;)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I think if the tramps played a blind 11 over 70s they'd still not beat them.

Their performance against Napoli, especially defending, was shite and that's being polite.

They haven't started well and look leggy and look devoid of any confidence.

And you know what, it's fuckin beautiful to watch.

Fuck em, may they sink further down.

Dont think that's gonna cut it with them tbh ;)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Nunez is supposed to fill Firmino’s hole when he goes. He’s not mobile or fast enough to be a wide forward for them in their hoof ball to corner quadrant and run as fast as you can to get ball.

Diaz is supposed to be the Mane replacement, and despite people blowing smoke up his arse sycophantically last season, his numbers were nowhere near what Mane’s were and haven’t improved this season.

Diaz looks to me to be an erratic, slightly quicker version of Coutinho. Don’t let him curl the ball from the edge of the area towards the far post and you’ve mostly stifled him.

Same with Coutinho when there.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

If the rumours are to believed they have more than doubled Salahs wages. I'm pretty sure senior players agents have taken note of this and are asking the club for parity.

Especially as hes doing fuck all to warrant it..
He has been weighed,measured and found wanting.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I'm just amazed a talking turnip can get 150,000 vegetables to subscribe to his channel.

Well kingdom of dipperland is in a vegatative state.