Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

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LongsightM13 said:
Apparently we only signed Phillips to get goodwill and reflected glory from England fans. According to the deeply weird cunts

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“Must be nice to be able to lash £45m on shit you don’t need”
What, like Naby Keita
Or this Gakpo who they’re about to sign?
As for ‘don’t need’ it’s almost as if multiple champion Fernandinho didn’t retire and need replacing to back up our only other defensive midfielder.
Different breed altogether. Delusion and mental gymnastics is off the scale
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Did they explain why we sold Sterling the summer before.
 
Hate the cnuts but they will get ahead of steam and pick up a run of wins imo. Diaz kicked them into gear last January and Gakpo is a good player who klopp will no doubt improve unfortunately.
 
StillBluessinceHydeRoad said:
We just don't know talent when we see it. I wouldn't even have made Darwin man of the match.
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It is not the role of the modern striker to score goals. Nay, nought so crass as a vulgar strike and score, your modern striker must glide across the pitch, drag the opposition out of position, and by necessity instill a sense of false hope in his opponent by swapping the banjo for a cello, the cow for an elephant, and celebrating that dragged shot with the definite belief that your deception has created the match winning opportunity for your teammate.

In years to come we'll finally realise his genius and hold him in such high esteem as Bosco Balaban, Stan Collymore and Candy Arroll.
 
bluetonium said:
It is not the role of the modern striker to score goals. Nay, nought so crass as a vulgar strike and score, your modern striker must glide across the pitch, drag the opposition out of position, and by necessity instill a sense of false hope in his opponent by swapping the banjo for a cello, the cow for an elephant, and celebrating that dragged shot with the definite belief that your deception has created the match winning opportunity for your teammate.

In years to come we'll finally realise his genius and hold him in such high esteem as Bosco Balaban, Stan Collymore and Candy Arroll.
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The mental gymnastics just to excuse him being absolutely shite in front of goal are amazing
“He’s the fastest”
“He’s the most fun”
Hilarious and laughable stuff but the cult laps it up
 
Unfortunately Gakpo seems a very good signing who will thrive under Klopp

Also can't see then finishing outside the top 4 this season

A top midfielder in the summer and they'll be right up our arse again next year
 
richards30 said:
Hate the cnuts but they will get ahead of steam and pick up a run of wins imo. Diaz kicked them into gear last January and Gakpo is a good player who klopp will no doubt improve unfortunately.
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Going to take Gakpo a good bit of time to adjust, going from playing Dutch possession/positional play football to watching the ball sailing 30 yards over his head for Nunez to chase.
 
Blue back home said:
Why are they buying strikers when they have no midfield? Is this an acceptance that Nunez is utter shit?
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£125M on Nunez and Gakpo.

We paid £65M on Haaland and Alvarez but according to Bingo they can't compete with us
 
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