I fucking hate Liverpool.
I hate their fans. I hate their manager, I hate their players, I hate their upper management, I hate their sponsors, I hate their lot, I hate their stadium, I hate their murders, I hate their arrogance, I hate their protected victim status, I hate that literally no one with a platform can call them out for fear of retaliation, I hate klopps teeth, I hate their team bus, I hate their ex players, I hate their stupid badge, I hate their motto, I hate their jungle, I hate their merchandise, I hate Van Dick, I hate the way they got away with that transfer Saga, I hate the name “Kop” I hate that they call themselves “kopites” I hate the fact they have fans, I hate that every team has to be subject to you never walk alone. I hate every blade of grass on the field, I hate Every seat in that stadium, I hate the color red, I hate when they get a win(l, I hate it when they get a draw, I hate it that they haven’t gone insolvent and sold for scrap and the wreckage danced upon, I hated them before the booing, I hate them after the booing
God I fucking hate Liverpool.
That’s my new national anthem.