Ahh, those cheeky, loveable scousers with their dry, quirky humour about 'Germans bombing their chippy,' their down-to-earth, working class charm, and their eye-twinkling charisma.
Remember how we laughed when that first brick shattered one of the windows on our team bus? How disgusted we felt when Eddie was allowed to headbutt Mane's boots - and get away with it? Think of the tears we shed when poor Suarez was victimised by the witch-hunting media just because he was a nasty little racist with a tendency to bite people. Bingo's hilarious remark about a 'sad day for football.'
But above all, the immense anger we all felt when the sporting world made disparaging remarks about the behaviour of dipper fans at the Heysel stadium.
To alleviate the intense suffering their lovely, wholesome fans have had to endure over the years (due to our overwhelming superiority), I vote every club in the Premier league forfeit their right to play for the title and hand the trophy over now, to the dippers. That way they won't have the inconvenience of having to actually do anything, they can just sit around all day doing fuck all but enjoy the benefits of other people's generosity.
It means more.