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[havefaith]

In view of recent events, we are pleased to announce our new employee welfare initiative. Welcome to our new employee welfare team.

 

[Nu77a11 B1ue]

United are pleased to announce Pot Noodle as their UK Noodle Partner

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Get your Mick Hucknall Jigsaw today

 

[KS55]

Fun fact: the Glzireses want £10bn for an asset capitalised at £3bn plus change on NYSE.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Manchester United set up Debt Management Advice Strategic Partnership with Birmingham City Council.

 

[Ilovehappyendings]

New at home kit....

 

[Always Ali]

Self Proclaimed Biggest Club In The World Actually Massive Turd

 

[horlock_was_super]

gpc: My bucket of horse spunk was still worth it.

 

[lazerblue]

Avram Glazer is revealed to be Peter Swales illegitimate child

good old uncle peter did have a plan after all

 

[BlueBas]

Rachel Reilly silent on Antony abuse allegations. It's only shit players she doesn't want at "her" club.