Marc Cucurella

[wolviedinho]

Chelsea doing a United in the recruitment drive

Seems that way. Let’s hope for the same outcome.

 

[Cobwebcat]

Can he say no to Chelsea if the clubs agree on the transfer fee?

Then again his missus might have a say if she prefers the Kings Road to Altrincham market.

Of course but he won’t. It’s over.

 

[Maly]

Quite right, it’s too deer.

8 legs of venison for £50?

 

[eyalluvitt]

Not holding advanced talks with Chelsea for a start. It’s obvious he doesn’t care where he goes as long as it’s out of Brighton.

He’s a Catalan with the chance to play for a Catalan who happens to also be the greatest manager ever

 

[RayCTID]

Not quite a bang for the buck signing.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Chelsea doing a United in the recruitment drive

Yankee Todd going all Ed Woodward in his first transfer window, wahoo!

 

[Didsbury Dave]

He should do a Phillips and say no matter what Chelsea bid , I’m only going to play for Pep.

My guess is that he doing that in the background. CIty telling him to hold his nerve. We don’t go after players until they have agreed a deal.

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Phil Jones is available.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Phil Jones is available.

Phil Jones is assailable.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Phil Jones is assailable.

Phil jones is a gurning, Stan laurel, Luke Chadwick, Matthew Kelly ‘tonight you are going to be…… an extra from a George A Romero shitfest ****!

 

[RayCTID]

Phil Jones is available.

What would he would be used for?

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

What would he would be used for?

A before and after advert for strokes….. too far?

 

[SebastianBlue]

What would he would be used for?

Pitch grass length inspection.

 

[RayCTID]

Pitch grass length inspection.

Could be used as target practise for Erling Haaland I suppose

 

[RayCTID]

A before and after advert for strokes….. too far?

Or placed on the roof to scare off pigeons?

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Or placed on the roof to scare off pigeons?

Leave that to greenwood, he scares the shit out of birds//// allegedly

 

[BlueBanger]

We have done fantastically well without one,heck even without a striker which we now have addressed but we really should have sorted the LB position as well,in the really big games those moments when a LB could be the difference from having to shoehorn some into that position and the fine margins of a game that sees you over the line ..

Yeah, its no surprise we struggle against the dippers who have salah on the right against any number of our makeshifts...it really is a joke its gone on this long.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Could be used as target practise for Erling Haaland I suppose

Can he consistently jump and hang at 2.5 metres, though?

 

[RayCTID]

Can he consistently jump and hang at 2.5 metres, though?

Show him a photo of Aguero

 

[oakiecokie]

Leave that to greenwood, he scares the shit out of birds//// allegedly

And some fuckers were complaining about Frankie Boyle. ;)