Matheus Nunes

[Chi-town blues]

£47m that's shite, why didn't we just give them £60 like the bluemoon flappers wanted.

You want to buy some butter?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I take it weve cancelled the team photo now

Nah, we’ll just inset his photo onto it. Here he is with his brother/father.

 

[Sir peace frog]

nothing..lol..but sometimes i think you could replace him with Pere Guardiola & there would be no difference at all

txiki is seen as probably one of the best DOF in the business,with his work at barca and here, as for pere guardiola, really ?

im marking you down as a wum, a clueless one at that

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Fuck Simon Jordan...

We’re agreeing on more 8-)

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Ducker writing 'pc' instead of just using the % sign bothers me more than it should.

Doesn't know what a shift key is?

 

[Calv_from_the_frog]

Whilst the squad is thin, because they can all play in multiple positions, we are very flexible barring a lot of injuries:

LB - Ake, Gvardiol
LCB - Dias, Ake, Gvardiol
RCB - Stones, Akanji
RB - Walker, Rico, Stones, Akanji

DM - Rodri, Phillips :(, Kova, Nunes, Stones, Rico?
CM - Kova, Bernardo, Nunes, Rico
AM - KDB, Foden, Alvarez, Nunes, Bernardo, Grealish?

LW - Grealish, Foden, Doku
ST - Haaland, Alvarez, Foden
RW - Doku, Foden, Alvarez

So the reason for us scrimping and saving is for a cloning machine and to get block 127 fitted out entirely with Recaro seats for our 40 main squad & ensemble of training staff.

 

[balotellishaircut]

The other morning, I had the misfortune to overhear White and Jordan on Talkshite discussing the potential move of Nunes. Jordan was adamant that City were being disrespectful not just paying the asking price. Even White was stunned and asked Jordan if that was what he would have done. Jordan said "yes".

Which explains a lot.

Fuck Jordan like what everyone else says, I don’t listen to Talkshite but I hope the twat is raging at this transfer fee.

 

[mosssideblue]

Breaking News: Matheus Nunes will strike the first training session at Manchester City.

 

[JewelZee]

Ahsan said it wouldn’t happen?…. Wish I’d had a big bet on him signing now.

In the words of Tony Montana, Ahsan, ju focked up main...

 

[lunebleu]

Where the hell does this leave Phillips? He’s even behind Rico in the pecking order. He’s got great stats in the smiling department but never plays. Pep clearly doesn’t rate him. Utterly pointless being in the squad.