My wife told me about the shite on there today...
Apparently she was having an affair with her boss & was out with him the night before. The husband has previously found out about it so they had separated, but he wasn't too bothered coz he'd been seeing her sister, but then he decided that he was bothered about it, so killed her, but it might not have been him it might have been one of the dodgy detectives cos all police officers are rapists now...Either way, she's in the lake behind the field that she was last in cos some psychic medium on twitter said so, and the police know she's in there but won't search it cos they are covering up the fact that it might be a dodgy rapist detective that's done it...
And I thought twitter was bad FFS