Newcastle fans

Cunts!

Walked past 6 of them all wearing shirts trying to get a taxi via their mobiles in the NQ. Told them politely they were wasting their time and the Etihad was only 15 minutes away walking. I was going to take them.

The abuse started started straightaway. All 6 of the beagn shouting at me.

I couldn’t let the opportunity pass, so I thought fuck it. I started shouting back.

”Have you ever done the treble have you fuck!” Holding 3 fingers up.
”Have you ever won the PL have you fuck!”
”When was the last time Newcastle won a trophy?”
”Where’s your fucking money now that you kept on waving at us?” Whilst waving money in my hand.
”Fuck off you Geordie cunts!!”

I walked away chuckling to myself as they continued shouting at me.

Forget all this bullshit about Geordies being friendly. They are absolute cunts, full of their own self importance as a fan base, just like the Scousers and the Rags, but with no cups to show for it.

For the supposed best fans in the country did they not give away 10'000 season tickets once?!! Cringeworthy.
 
I worked in South shields for a few months mainly mackems.
And in Newcastle obviously all geordie fans.
And they are sound people.
Much prefer both to southerners or scouse bastards.
But both teams support is a mith both used to get well below 20k
Have you tried getting Mackems and Tackems to work together ? They really don’t like one another.
 
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Over the history of football Newcastle have a higher average attendance than we do.

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I know they had some poor attendances before Keegan, but so did we in the early 60s.

They are a one-club city in a region with very few football clubs per head of population though, so they should have good attendances.

These figures are always based on incomplete records. We were getting huge crowds at times in the 30’s and not sure even they are all in.
 
They are without doubt the fattest and palest fanbase the country. Somebody should do a thesis on this. Presumably it’s a mixture of low historic immigration, poverty, climate and poor local diet.
You could apply the weight criticism to all English fans regardless of club. Obesity is a countrywide issue. Genuine medical issues aside, I genuinely don't know how blokes (and women) can be content being that size. They must feel like shit all of the time.
 
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Over the history of football Newcastle have a higher average attendance than we do.

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I know they had some poor attendances before Keegan, but so did we in the early 60s.

They are a one-club city in a region with very few football clubs per head of population though, so they should have good attendances.

City 30,394

Peter Swales says hello

:-)
 
I still feel sorry for the Newcastle supporters yesterday. They lost and then had to make their way home when the last train had gone at 9.32 the National Express coach was going via Glasgow and the Megabus wasn’t arriving until 3.15am!!

The FA not giving a toss about supporters. They were probably swanning round in their 5 star hotels with their feet up drinking whisky.
It would have been the same for us if it had been an away game. Disgraceful.
 
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Anfield road rocks when we are there amongst other big clubs that visit but the lesser teams it’s fairly quite

Anfield is very loud before the game with YNWA, and then loud in injury time if they are winning. I've been in the away end several times and as a visitor a few times with a Liverpool mate, including the magical European nights. It's not what it's cracked up to be, fans are close to the pitch though which helps it become more hostile and they appeal for every decision which I like and we should do more of.
 
I’ve only ever been in it to watch rugby.

It’s a shithole.
Not sure how you come to that conclusion mate. I’ve spent lots of time up there with work and following the Blues. Great City with nice people and a cracking nightlife.
 
Over the history of football Newcastle have a higher average attendance than we do.

View attachment 90738

I know they had some poor attendances before Keegan, but so did we in the early 60s.

They are a one-club city in a region with very few football clubs per head of population though, so they should have good attendances.

When’s the parade?
 

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