Neymar

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

He was just keeping up the current trend of electricity puns.

I have too. It’s hard to put up resistance.

Ohm I god..

 

[manimanc]

You all are well aware that TH was taking the piss and there’s virtually no scenario where he comes to city and any discussion is a waste of time, right?

Have you just had a light bulb moment?

 

[birchwoodgingerste]

You all are well aware that TH was taking the piss and there’s virtually no scenario where he comes to city and any discussion is a waste of time, right?

Try to look st positives and not the negatives! ...are we still doing puns!:))

 

[p.taker]

We love a pun on here don’t we! :-)

Bad habits diode hard.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Santos

• Campeonato Paulista: 2010, 2011, 2012
• Copa do Brasil: 2010
• Copa Libertadores: 2011
• Recopa Sudamericana: 2012

Barcelona

• La Liga: 2014–15, 2015–16
• Copa del Rey: 2014–15, 2015–16, 2016–17
• Supercopa de España: 2013
• UEFA Champions League: 2014–15
• FIFA Club World Cup: 2015

Paris Saint-Germain

• Ligue 1: 2017–18,[367] 2018–19,[368] 2019–20, 2021–22[369]
• Coupe de France: 2017–18,[370] 2019–20,[154] 2020–21[371]
• Coupe de la Ligue: 2017–18,[372] 2019–20[155]
• Trophée des Champions: 2018,[373] 2020,[374] 2022[375]

Brazil U20

• South American U-20 Championship: 2011

Brazil U23

• Summer Olympics: 2016; runner-up: 2012

Brazil

• FIFA Confederations Cup: 2013[216]
• Copa América runner-up: 2021

Awards

• Campeonato Brasileiro Série A Team of the Year: 2010, 2011, 2012[376][377][378]
• Chuteira de Ouro: 2010, 2011, 2012
• Bola de Prata: 2010, 2011
• Bola de Ouro: 2011
• Campeonato Brasileiro Série A Best Player: 2011[377]
• World Soccer Young Player of the Year: 2011
• Copa Libertadores Most Valuable Player: 2011
• FIFA Club World Cup Bronze Ball: 2011
• South American Footballer of the Year: 2011, 2012
• FIFA Puskás Award: 2011
• Bola de Ouro Hors Concours: 2012
• FIFA Confederations Cup Golden Ball: 2013
• FIFA Confederations Cup Bronze Shoe: 2013
• FIFA Confederations Cup Dream Team: 2013
• FIFA World Cup Bronze Boot: 2014
• FIFA World Cup Dream Team: 2014
• Samba Gold: 2014, 2015, 2017, 2020, 2021[379][380]
• UEFA Champions League Squad of the Season: 2014–15,[381] 2019–20,[382] 2020–21[383]
• La Liga Best World Player: 2014–15[384]
• UNFP Ligue 1 Player of the Year: 2017–18[385]
• UNFP Ligue 1 Team of the Year: 2017–18,[386] 2018–19,[387] 2020–21[388]
• UEFA Team of the Year: 2015,[389] 2020[390]
• FIFA FIFPro World11: 2015,[391] 2017[392]
• IFFHS Men's World Team: 2017[393]
• ESM Team of the Year: 2017–18[394]
• IFFHS CONMEBOL Team of the Decade: 2011–2020[395]
• Copa América Team of the Tournament: 2021[396]

Performances

• Copa do Brasil top scorer: 2010
• South American U-20 Championship top scorer: 2011
• Campeonato Paulista top scorer: 2012
• Copa Libertadores top scorer: 2012 (tied with Matías Alustiza)
• Copa Libertadores 2nd top assist provider: 2012[397]
• Copa del Rey top scorer: 2014–15[398]
• UEFA Champions League top scorer: 2014–15 (tied with Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi)
• FIFA Club World Cup top assist provider: 2015[399]
• UEFA Champions League top assist provider: 2015–16, 2016–17

Very impressive. He’s still an overrated diving egotistical ****

 

[Hart of the Matter]

City will have to do a volt-face to make this happen.

 

[KS55]

I’ve not been back on since I saw the direction it was heading!!haha!
We love a pun on here don’t we! :-)

Have you been ohm?

 

[Ethan23]

Very impressive. He’s still an overrated diving egotistical ****

Haha I love you, you miserable bastard ;)

 

[nijinsky]

Page 404
Where it belongs

 

[BringBackSwales]

Haha I love you, you miserable bastard ;)

Miserable, maybe. Honest, definitely. Correct, probably