Jesus, I could be here all night.
Beans can go on toast but never bread.
Ham sandwiches, ham & tomato sauce, ham & cheese, cheese, cheese & sauce all fine but never ham, cheese and sauce.
Beans and gravy on the same plate should be banned and if a place where you've bought a meal serves up beans and gravy, you should eat for free.
Pizzas should always involve pineapple and preferably with doner meat.
Chips are fine on a barmcake but should never be eaten with a muffin.
When eating a Sunday dinner, all the vegetables should be eaten first so you're left with the good stuff like the mash, roasters and meat.
I've never eaten black pudding. I intend to try it but it will have to be under the right circumstances like a stag party or a weekend away with the missus.
Beans should be placed near my chips, not all over the fuckers.
There's more but my tea's ready.