Paqueta Charged By The FA.

[BlueHammer85]

Here's a deal. we'll let you have him for 50 mill, thats half price and a bargain for this Brazilian bad boy.

if he's charged and can't play, then thats just some lost spare change gone for you lot, we could loan you Danny Ings for a season as a token of goodwill.

If he isn't charged then you have a world class Brazilian internation for just 50 mill.

win/win.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Maybe...

At the same time, you'd be pretty fucking stupid to think that you'd get away with it.

Paqueta is a brilliant footballer - if he's guilty as charged that he should rightly receive a life ban from professional football. Which is a shame for him - and for all the fun and excitement for fans he might have created.

I dont know what his level of intelligence is like

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Here's a deal. we'll let you have him for 50 mill, thats half price and a bargain for this Brazilian bad boy.

if he's charged and can't play, then thats just some lost spare change gone for you lot, we could loan you Danny Ings for a season as a token of goodwill.

If he isn't charged then you have a world class Brazilian internation for just 50 mill.

win/win.

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

Here's a deal. we'll let you have him for 50 mill, thats half price and a bargain for this Brazilian bad boy.

if he's charged and can't play, then thats just some lost spare change gone for you lot, we could loan you Danny Ings for a season as a token of goodwill.

If he isn't charged then you have a world class Brazilian internation for just 50 mill.

win/win.

Not happening.

Signing a suspected cheat is, for starters, a public relations nightmare.

Next... what if he is guilty? What new infractions might he commit once City or some other club signs him?

Every reputable club will avoid Paqueta like the veritable plague and rightly so until (unlikely IMO) he clears himself of charges.

 

[BlueHammer85]

well then i just hope he gets the consolation goal in our 5-1 defeat to you lot next season.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

well then i just hope he gets the consolation goal in our 5-1 defeat to you lot next season.

He’ll be turning out for Wormwood Scrubs FC by then.

 

[Vienna_70]

Not happening.

Signing a suspected cheat is, for starters, a public relations nightmare.

Next... what if he is guilty? What new infractions might he commit once City or some other club signs him?

Every reputable club will avoid Paqueta like the veritable plague and rightly so until (unlikely IMO) he clears himself of charges.

I think @BlueHammer85's suggestion was extremely tongue-in-cheek.

 

[TShed]

Not happening.

Signing a suspected cheat is, for starters, a public relations nightmare.

Next... what if he is guilty? What new infractions might he commit once City or some other club signs him?

Every reputable club will avoid Paqueta like the veritable plague and rightly so until (unlikely IMO) he clears himself of charges.

Rags will take him then

 

[Barcon]

Ive got me a whole town in north america named after me

Dildo?

 

[mancboy]

Dildo?

Buttfuck indiana

 

[Barcon]

Buttfuck indiana

I thought that was in Idaho.
Speaking of Idaho, Idahoblues real name happens to be the same as cockjockey Alaska

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

I think @BlueHammer85's suggestion was extremely tongue-in-cheek.

But are his opinions on Waistcoat?

 

[Vienna_70]

Yep mines off the coast of the Shetlands.
Sad bastard I am just googled it

There is a lake, just north-east of Houston, TX, and another in Saskatchewan, bearing my name.

 

[jimharri]

Let's try to keep the thread "on topic", please. In that spirit, when is the case likely to come to a conclusion?

 

[JWCH-99]

Huh? Transfer thread closed on him btw

 

[Ethan23]

Huh? Transfer thread closed on him btw

Yeh I just went to search that too! I wonder if West Ham’s big spending is due to them knowing they’re getting a bid for Paqueta

 

[East Level 2]

Yeh I just went to search that too! I wonder if West Ham’s big spending is due to them knowing they’re getting a bid for Paqueta

Surely any bid will be dependent on him not receiving a global ban if found guilty.

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

Let's try to keep the thread "on topic", please. In that spirit, when is the case likely to come to a conclusion?

Charged at the end of May, had to respond by 5th June - then it's all gone VERY silent.
Maybe our case having knock on effects tying up all PL resources ;)
From previous it seems it could be next bloody year before they get to sorting it out!

 

[jimharri]

I wonder how he'd have got on with us, had things turned out differently. He had a nasty habit of kicking anything that moves.

 

[BlueHammer85]

I wonder how he'd have got on with us, had things turned out differently. He had a nasty habit of kicking anything that moves.

because he was needing the yellows!