Peter Crouch

ozzie2920 said:
I heard this on Saturday but didn't want to post first and get the usual flaming, apparently already done deal 10 million quid .

Signed sealed etc .

He would fit in with us well , one minute he looks like a world beater the next he looks like a right donkey .

- Crouch to City ...Cash plus Benjani
- Tevez to City
- Elano to Inter Milan

As said before... the Elano problem is not with Hughes
 
Good player as a stop gap. Not a long term signing and not someone we should be pursuing in the summer.

If Hughes showed the ambition to our owners that he wants to fight for the likes of Villa, Kaka etc... We have an owner that would bend over backwards and bankroll whatever fee. Of that I am sure.

It just screams of comfort zone. Solid player that would improve us marginally. Small margins at a time.

I can just see our owner back in Abu Dubai with the following conversation.

Sheikh Mansour: "Guess who i have just bankrolled as a summer signing."

Minion. "who?"

Sheikh Mansour: Just guess.

minion. Kaka? Messi?

Sheikh Mansour: Nooo, guess again.

Minion. Ronaldinho?

Sheikh Mansour getting more impatient: NO!

Minion. I need a clue.

Sheikh Mansour: He plays for England.

Minion: STEVEN GERRARD!!???

Sheikh Mansour: No.

Minion: Frank Lampard?

Sheikh Mansour: For fuck sake no!

Minion: David Beckham?

Sheikh Mansour: Give me strength! Its this guy. >>>>>>
Peter-Crouch-robot-football.gif









Minion looking confused. Ohh yesss. Whats his name again?
 
svennis pennis said:
Good player as a stop gap. Not a long term signing and not someone we should be pursuing in the summer.

If Hughes showed the ambition to our owners that he wants to fight for the likes of Villa, Kaka etc... We have an owner that would bend over backwards and bankroll whatever fee. Of that I am sure.

It just screams of comfort zone. Solid player that would improve us marginally. Small margins at a time.

I can just see our owner back in Abu Dubai with the following conversation.

Sheikh Mansour: "Guess who i have just bankrolled as a summer signing."

Minion. "who?"

Sheikh Mansour: Just guess.

minion. Kaka? Messi?

Sheikh Mansour: Nooo, guess again.

Minion. Ronaldinho?

Sheikh Mansour getting more impatient: NO!

Minion. I need a clue.

Sheikh Mansour: He plays for England.

Minion: STEVEN GERRARD!!???

Sheikh Mansour: No.

Minion: Frank Lampard?

Sheikh Mansour: For fuck sake no!

Minion: David Beckham?

Sheikh Mansour: Give me strength! Its this guy. >>>>>>
Peter-Crouch-robot-football.gif









Minion looking confused. Ohh yesss. Whats his name again?

LMAO
 
Anyone who thinks Crouch is shit needs to take a look at his stats .
Stats don't lie , and show clearly he is a prolific scorer . He also scores for fun at International level too , and all this from a guy who hasn't had a fair crack at the whip ..... because he looks different .
 
Crouch is an improvement on what we have and will improve the side. Some of you need to get your heads out of the clouds if you think the likes of Imbrahimovic (sp), et al are going to happen.
 

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