Pettiest thing that you’ve done as a fan

[JRockBlues]

Thought about adding a tenner to the price of autobiographies of ex-rags in charity shops but that'd mean I'd actually have to pick them up myself so have refrained so far.

 

[Scaley]

Was at a Xmas do about 20 years ago and they were auctioning a Rag shirt, there was only one guy that wanted it so I kept bidding against him, I stopped bidding when it got to £900, he wasn’t best pleased when my mate told him I was a Blue.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

I walked past the Argentine embassy the other day. The official standing outside saw my "Aguerooo!" t-shirt and gave a nod and a smile. Told him "Thank you but Hand of God my arse" as I went by.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Leeds United advertisings for a manger in the Manchester Guardian,so i rang up Leeds got through to the board room and gave them a load of grief about shite club and hope they go bust.
Utd dick wouldn't stop being gobby in the romiley arms Stockport so let him have it with a fire extinguisher,and told him you're going to win feck all [emoji23]

Haha...many moons ago my dad applied for the managers job at Blackburn Rovers, he was a member of their 100 club and to be fair he did take me to Ewood park quite a lot when I very young . He was serious and told the interviewer he or anyone else come to think of it could do a better job than the current manager. Sadly he wasn't hired....

 

[Phil1]

I had a mate who went for an interview at JD sports in Heywood industrial estate, the job was to order pick on the warehouse floor.

The interviewer asked him who he supported and he told him he was a blue and they knew loads of blues together so my mate got a supervisors job instead.

There was more money to be made as an order picker in that gaff. Had a mate there who'd bring shit loads to the pub every weekend that he'd helped himself to!! :-)

 

[bakerdave76]

There was more money to be made as an order picker in that gaff. Had a mate there who'd bring shit loads to the pub every weekend that he'd helped himself to!! :-)

Same as Bukta sports wear in the 80's [emoji57]

 

[levets]

Sent the stupid first wife back to Debenhams with the 2 red (ish) jackets she’d bought for my 2 boys…. Told her any colour but that!

 

[levets]

Cancelled my Vodaphone contract as soon as the sponsorship deal was announces, and I still won't buy anything made by Sharp.

I did too

 

[Deleted member 77198]

My Nan had a good one once… me and a mate had been for a haircut at a barber’s near my Nan’s so I said we’d pop round and she’d make us some dinner. My mate had his United top on and she made him stand outside because she wasn’t having a United shirt in her house.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

My Nan had a good one once… me and a mate had been for a haircut at a barber’s near my Nan’s so I said we’d pop round and she’d make us some dinner. My mate had his United top on and she made him stand outside because she wasn’t having a United shirt in her house.

Good work. Better if she’d let him in and simply shat on his food

 

[journolud]

My Nan had a good one once… me and a mate had been for a haircut at a barber’s near my Nan’s so I said we’d pop round and she’d make us some dinner. My mate had his United top on and she made him stand outside because she wasn’t having a United shirt in her house.

My brother used to work at the Swamp, in the function suites, and sometimes used to come to ours straight from work with his posh shirt with the horrible badge on. I used to insist he bring a change of clothes if he wanted to sit in our lounge.

He’s a City fan as well and to be fair was quite fond of telling how after one of our wins there the Family man was whinging that he shouldn’t be allowed to be employed there.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

My brother used to work at the Swamp, in the function suites, and sometimes used to come to ours straight from work with his posh shirt with the horrible badge on. I used to insist he bring a change of clothes if he wanted to sit in our lounge.

He’s a City fan as well and to be fair was quite fond of telling how after one of our wins there the Family man was whinging that he shouldn’t be allowed to be employed there.

I'm surprised that such a man would ever act like a spoilt child.

 

[hihosilva]

i could never buy a red car

 

[BlueMojito]

i could never buy a red car

Nor a Chevorolet of any colour and definately will never buy a Sharp TV.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Many years ago when I was courting the ex missus, when I stopped at hers her mum made me sleep in her brothers room who was a big red away in the army, he had at giant picture of the Utd squad on the wall, took me hours and hours with a fine tippex pen to alter sharp on ever players shirt to shite. Funnily enough me and hims still mates took him about four visits home to notice the sabotage:-)

 

[dave1967]

Hiding Utd merch in shops....sad bitter blue **** that I am

I was in a Chinese shop in Portugal on Monday even the snide rag shirts were at 50% off but had to cover them up

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

I worked in a shop when Beckham's autobiography went on sale. Every time I walked past the display I hid the copies behind other books so they weren't visible....

 

[Kennedy_probably_has]

Set up a corporate event at Old Trafford a few years ago (Bryan Robson was there and some other pisshead I forget the name of). I was in charge of setting the PA up and played Blue Moon in full through the speakers to test them.

 

[bluetonium]

Changed mobile provider from Vodafone.

Paid a fiver more for a microwave that wasn't on special offer but wasn't a sharp.

Put every copy of sir fishfingers's book at the back of the pile in the works the other day.

Told the less IT savvy folks at work that team viewer is used exclusively by Indian scammers.

 

[oldhamblue]

I was passing The Farrers last week and the ginger pig was waiting to cross to go in there. I stopped to let him cross then shouted City out of the window