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Yawn zzzzzzzzzzz, anyone wanna know what really happend?
A few of rags "old heads" came out of "retirement" (FFS you lot make it sound like a job :D), didn't even go to the game, met outside the ground where they were joined by a few giddy rags who actually went to the game. As they all shook hands and muttered the words "you avin it son, like the fuckin old days" the group got bigger and bigger. Meanwhile a bunch of younger rags and city fans were doing their best impressions of audtioning as an extra in Green Street and Football Factory by offering each other out whilst hiding behind a mate or walking backwards. Then the "battle cry" went up with RED ARMY and they all ran towards asda chasing all the young city fans who looked like they were auditioning for a part as an extra in GS and FF. The unlucky ones got slapped, the lucky ones headed for Asda whilst ringing for their mummy and daddy to come and pick them up. The rags then got moved up Ashton New Road heading for Piccadilly where all of the above happend once again (minus the asda bit, it gets posher as you get to town) outside the Mitchell Arms pub, the Bank of England pub and all the way through to Market Street in town.
Then they all went their separate ways, the young lads went home to boast on the forums about how they "took" Eastlands, how City never "showed up" and how each and every single one of them had 5 city fans at a time and still came home without a scratch as they are hard. The "old heads" who have now gone back into "retirement" until the next big game, went home, got the laptop out and added another chapter to the same mundane hooligan books about how in 2010 the Red Army took Eastlands, hoping to send it off to Danny Dyer so he will make it into a film.
Meanwhile the ones who aren't pathetic, embarrasing, deluded or thick (like my goodself) went home with the biggest smile i have had on my ugly face for a long time delighted that we beat the rag twats and couldn't give a fuck if the "red army" took eastlands, the blue army took eastlands on the pitch and that is all that matters.
No bullshit, just the truth.
A few of rags "old heads" came out of "retirement" (FFS you lot make it sound like a job :D), didn't even go to the game, met outside the ground where they were joined by a few giddy rags who actually went to the game. As they all shook hands and muttered the words "you avin it son, like the fuckin old days" the group got bigger and bigger. Meanwhile a bunch of younger rags and city fans were doing their best impressions of audtioning as an extra in Green Street and Football Factory by offering each other out whilst hiding behind a mate or walking backwards. Then the "battle cry" went up with RED ARMY and they all ran towards asda chasing all the young city fans who looked like they were auditioning for a part as an extra in GS and FF. The unlucky ones got slapped, the lucky ones headed for Asda whilst ringing for their mummy and daddy to come and pick them up. The rags then got moved up Ashton New Road heading for Piccadilly where all of the above happend once again (minus the asda bit, it gets posher as you get to town) outside the Mitchell Arms pub, the Bank of England pub and all the way through to Market Street in town.
Then they all went their separate ways, the young lads went home to boast on the forums about how they "took" Eastlands, how City never "showed up" and how each and every single one of them had 5 city fans at a time and still came home without a scratch as they are hard. The "old heads" who have now gone back into "retirement" until the next big game, went home, got the laptop out and added another chapter to the same mundane hooligan books about how in 2010 the Red Army took Eastlands, hoping to send it off to Danny Dyer so he will make it into a film.
Meanwhile the ones who aren't pathetic, embarrasing, deluded or thick (like my goodself) went home with the biggest smile i have had on my ugly face for a long time delighted that we beat the rag twats and couldn't give a fuck if the "red army" took eastlands, the blue army took eastlands on the pitch and that is all that matters.
No bullshit, just the truth.