Rangers Thread - 2023/24

The last Rangers penalty at the Brendanbau awarded by Mr W Collum , a mere 14 years ago
Don’t worry, plenty have stepped in to give you more penalties no one else gets. Mr Disappointed has now scored about 4,000, still can’t defend, but heh Ho. I think you have done ok,
 
Don’t worry, plenty have stepped in to give you more penalties no one else gets. Mr Disappointed has now scored about 4,000, still can’t defend, but heh Ho. I think you have done ok,
The last 22 OF games at Celtic park

Rangers 9 Red Cards

Celtic None

Last 14 years …

Rangers 1 penalty at Celtic Park

Celtic 10 Penalties at Ibrox

Referee for this game the one and only Willie Collum!!!

But they have gone one further and given Don Robertson Kilmarnock v Celtic

Probably have Father Clancy pencilled in to join the party for Celtic v St Mirren

And Nick Walsh for the final!

They are not even subtle and we just roll over and accept it
 
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The last 22 OF games at Celtic park

Rangers 9 Red Cards

Celtic None

Last 14 years …

Rangers 1 penalty at Celtic Park

Celtic 10 Penalties at Ibrox

Referee for this game the one and only Willie Collum!!!

But they have gone one further and given Don Robertson Kilmarnock v Celtic

Probably have Father Clancy pencilled in to join the party for Celtic v St Mirren

And Nick Walsh for the final!

They are not even subtle and we just roll over and accept it
Every red card justified.

penalties yiu get elsewhere. We have had so many denied at Ibrox so I’d wind my neck in.

Willie Collum does us no favours. Unlike your guys for you.

You will lose because we are better.
 
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I heard Kenny Miller lost the plot.
It was hilarious Benny. It was an awful tackle from a shite player, who I hope they keep. Their midfield is piss poor. Tick-tock never got on, which was a shame, as I could have done with the laughs on a tense day.

They know their midfield can’t compete with ours, so it was punt and hope. I can understand that tactic, due to their midfield being devoid of class and our left side defence being deplorable. Their goal exposed this weakness and if we don’t fix it, our board literally need to be shot.

Not a season for many football memories, as we have been not at it for most of the season. My joy comes from getting over the line, the CL money, as this would give them a ticket back. I make no bones about the most joy. Them thinking they had won it and the crash from that is like nectar to me.

As we all know, when you have a bitter rival, their pain at losing is life affirming. You play them on the last day, so hopefully you turn up and send them to Hampden even more desolate. Whether you do or not, if we turn up, we win.
 

That lad has been brilliant for them. Yesterday he saved their arses a right few times. I read, maybe a lot of shit, but Rangers are supposed to be willing to accept £15m and with them needing cash, he could be off. We should buy him, let the poor **** win something.
 
Of course they changed the qualification criteria to benefit the clubs from the top leagues
Na you got it badly wrong taking the word of some Scottish comic who couldn't read the rules.

It was pointed out at the time and you just threw out insults rather then reading the criteria which didn't change.

61st. Well done.
 
That lad has been brilliant for them. Yesterday he saved their arses a right few times. I read, maybe a lot of shit, but Rangers are supposed to be willing to accept £15m and with them needing cash, he could be off. We should buy him, let the poor **** win something.
Why are we needing cash?

Ffs is this Admin 1690000000?

Every week it’s another Admin just around the corner!

Rangers rejected a late January offer for him. If they needed the money they could have hook it then
 
Na you got it badly wrong taking the word of some Scottish comic who couldn't read the rules.

It was pointed out at the time and you just threw out insults rather then reading the criteria which didn't change.

61st. Well done.
They changed the rules
 
Why are we needing cash?

Ffs is this Admin 1690000000?

Every week it’s another Admin just around the corner!

Rangers rejected a late January offer for him. If they needed the money they could have hook it then
Just what I read, might be shit. It might be that even with CL money in last years accounts you only made £250k profit. None of that cash this year. You are reportedly paying more in wages than us. Again, I don’t know if that’s true either, but, if the projected revenue now has collapsed they jay need to. Although, he would be the last I would would want to leave if I were you lot the issue is, who else would anybody want at good money? Nobody springs to mind. You also have so many of your duds on long term deals, on good wages. Your bean counters haven’t enough beans, so maybe needs must.
 
Just checked. We’re ok we are on the right thread

Here’s my take on our squad

Butland we keep unless we get £20+ million offer

Tav away to Slippy G for £8 million

Goldson similar for £5 million

Keep Souttar and make Captain

Barisic away FOC

Keep Ridvan

Keep Raskin

Buying Diomande for whatever agreed fee is

Lundstram away FOC

Ryan Jack away FOC

Cantwell Keep

Lawrence Keep

Matondo sell if we recoup money otherwise keep

Sima buy if fee is not too unreasonable £7 millionish

Cortes sign again on loan. Looked really bright until that fucking rugby park pitch finished him

Lammers obviously sell to some Dutch mugs for £3 million

Dessers. God knows what to do with him!! Probably keep but need an upgrade and that’s not Shankland or Miovski! Need better!

McAusland , King, Devine, Lowry keep but I’m not sure any of them make it at Ibrox

Team could look something like this

Butland

Sterling

New Centre Back (Paddy McNair?)

Souttar

Ridvan

Diomande

Raskin (if fit)

Cantwell / Lawrence preferably an upgrade

Cortes

Sima

New striker

The wages freed up by Tav , Goldson, Lundstram, Barisic, Lammers, Scott Wright, Fabio Silva, possibly Dessers along with the likes of Ryan Jack and Jon McLaughlin will go along way to fund the investment needed

I’m sure I’ve missed out some other wage thieves but that’s my rough take on it.

As for the manager. Not happy at the way the self entitled Rangers support have turned on him! We were always up against it since the same support turned on GvB!! I still have complete faith in him to get the rebuilding job done. He needs the next two windows minimum to complete the rebuild. Difficult to move these duds on with the wages they are on. Thank God for Slippy and the oil money
 
Just checked. We’re ok we are on the right thread

Here’s my take on our squad

Butland we keep unless we get £20+ million offer

Tav away to Slippy G for £8 million

Goldson similar for £5 million

Keep Souttar and make Captain

Barisic away FOC

Keep Ridvan

Keep Raskin

Buying Diomande for whatever agreed fee is

Lundstram away FOC

Ryan Jack away FOC

Cantwell Keep

Lawrence Keep

Matondo sell if we recoup money otherwise keep

Sima buy if fee is not too unreasonable £7 millionish

Cortes sign again on loan. Looked really bright until that fucking rugby park pitch finished him

Lammers obviously sell to some Dutch mugs for £3 million

Dessers. God knows what to do with him!! Probably keep but need an upgrade and that’s not Shankland or Miovski! Need better!

McAusland , King, Devine, Lowry keep but I’m not sure any of them make it at Ibrox

Team could look something like this

Butland

Sterling

New Centre Back (Paddy McNair?)

Souttar

Ridvan

Diomande

Raskin (if fit)

Cantwell / Lawrence preferably an upgrade

Cortes

Sima

New striker

The wages freed up by Tav , Goldson, Lundstram, Barisic, Lammers, Scott Wright, Fabio Silva, possibly Dessers along with the likes of Ryan Jack and Jon McLaughlin will go along way to fund the investment needed

I’m sure I’ve missed out some other wage thieves but that’s my rough take on it.

As for the manager. Not happy at the way the self entitled Rangers support have turned on him! We were always up against it since the same support turned on GvB!! I still have complete faith in him to get the rebuilding job done. He needs the next two windows minimum to complete the rebuild. Difficult to move these duds on with the wages they are on. Thank God for Slippy and the oil money
That midfield isn’t good enough. Souter isn’t good enough. Apart from Butland, I wouidnt want any of those players. Keeling no tick-tock is insanity if you want a good midfield.

I hope you’re right though, if you are, next year will be easier than I hoped.
 

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