Red Cafe in meltdown

Rag.
I do .
I want them annihilated, relegated, subjugated, eviscerated, obliterated, demolished, destroyed, traumatised, banished, exiled, vapourised, atomised, reduced to as yet undiscovered sub-atomic particles suspended in a total vacuum in the heat death of the cosmos. All done in glorious technicolour, with omnidirectional slow motion replays direct from the VAR booth
Excellent! And a stirring soundtrack by Hans Zimmer, thunderous timpani drums, crashing cymbals...and the audience get out of their seats as the lights come on and give a standing ovation. Everyone leaves the cinema with smiles on their faces, knowing the verminous bastards from Trafford no longer exist.
 
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To put things into clear perspective, the most successful element of the rags organisation is their PR department, and has been the case for so many years, but much more important since they have hovered around the lower end of footballing achievements ( 15th in PL ).

Whilst every other element of the rancid set-up ie, management, player recruitment remains absolutely crap their hype machine carries on, no doubt at huge costs to the sycophantic media whores employed to support the cause.

The recent "growth figures" reported are of course keeping their braindead lemming supporters boosted whilst failing to understand the real issues behind their operating costs.

At least they provide plenty humour for all genuine fans of the rest of football.
 
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Time to bump this thread ... I swear they'll spontaneously combust if/when we are cleared?

 
Time to bump this thread ... I swear they'll spontaneously combust if/when we are cleared?

Lots of weird lies in there.
 

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