Red Cafe in meltdown

RodneyRodney said:
Rag.
I do .
I want them annihilated, relegated, subjugated, eviscerated, obliterated, demolished, destroyed, traumatised, banished, exiled, vapourised, atomised, reduced to as yet undiscovered sub-atomic particles suspended in a total vacuum in the heat death of the cosmos. All done in glorious technicolour, with omnidirectional slow motion replays direct from the VAR booth
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Excellent! And a stirring soundtrack by Hans Zimmer, thunderous timpani drums, crashing cymbals...and the audience get out of their seats as the lights come on and give a standing ovation. Everyone leaves the cinema with smiles on their faces, knowing the verminous bastards from Trafford no longer exist.
 
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To put things into clear perspective, the most successful element of the rags organisation is their PR department, and has been the case for so many years, but much more important since they have hovered around the lower end of footballing achievements ( 15th in PL ).

Whilst every other element of the rancid set-up ie, management, player recruitment remains absolutely crap their hype machine carries on, no doubt at huge costs to the sycophantic media whores employed to support the cause.

The recent "growth figures" reported are of course keeping their braindead lemming supporters boosted whilst failing to understand the real issues behind their operating costs.

At least they provide plenty humour for all genuine fans of the rest of football.
 
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Time to bump this thread ... I swear they'll spontaneously combust if/when we are cleared?

City and Financial Doping | Charged by PL with 130 FFP breaches | Hearing concluded | Awaiting outcome

For all the joking about corrupt Italian football the Italians at least did something about Juventus. That was also like twenty years ago. Football has become a lot more soulless and capitalistic since, probably moreso in England than anywhere else. I don't have the slightest faith in any...
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The Norfolk Blue said:
Time to bump this thread ... I swear they'll spontaneously combust if/when we are cleared?

City and Financial Doping | Charged by PL with 130 FFP breaches | Hearing concluded | Awaiting outcome

For all the joking about corrupt Italian football the Italians at least did something about Juventus. That was also like twenty years ago. Football has become a lot more soulless and capitalistic since, probably moreso in England than anywhere else. I don't have the slightest faith in any...
www.redcafe.net www.redcafe.net
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Lots of weird lies in there.
 
Not quite a meltdown, more of your blinkered, non ironic, light on facts , potentially libellous, typical flight of fantasy - from their rawk meltdown thread.

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JASR said:
Not quite a meltdown, more of your blinkered, non ironic, light on facts , potentially libellous, typical flight of fantasy - from their rawk meltdown thread.

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This thick plastic Rag obviously didn't see Olivers performance when we beat his shit team in 2014.
The one when he was obviously so biased towards City that Joe Hart squared up to him and looked like he was going to.punch him.
 
Blueboy73 said:
This thick plastic Rag obviously didn't see Olivers performance when we beat his shit team in 2014.
The one when he was obviously so biased towards City that Joe Hart squared up to him and looked like he was going to.punch him.
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Was that the game where we had 3 blatant penalty appeals turned down by Oliver? Going back further, and I could be wrong so feel free to correct me anyone, I'm sure Oliver was involved in giving them a dodgy decision or two during the 2011/12 title run in. How those bitter Rag cunts can claim Oliver of all people is biased towards us is completely and utterly fucking beyond me. If you want to make a case for refs being biased towards us then Michael Fucking Oliver is the weirdest hill of all to die on!
 
I thought Joe Hart was going to batter the corrupt bottler thst day.
I think you're right about 2011/12 too.
Oliver was also in charge when Trent arsewipe blatantly handled against us at the Victimdrome in 2019/20 which he ignored, before Fabinho went straight up to the other end and scored.
Pep walked straight up to him on the pitch at full time and the bottler put his head down and looked very sheepish before Pep offered him a handshake and sarcastically congratulated him on his performance.
 
richardtheref said:
On talksport on Sunday night there was a dipper on convinced Oliver was from Manchester!!! After all they are the most knowledgeable fans ever
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I can fully understand how the "most knowledgeable fans in the world" (tm) can confuse Olivers North East accent with a Mancunian accent afterall, they're Scouse not English so we must all sound the same to them.
 
Gorton_Tubster said:
Im loving that utd and liverpool fans are now ganging up together against City. mardarses
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Great isn't it.
Claim they're not bothered about us then spend hours explaining why they're not bothered.
Rags especially singing their pathetic nursery rhymes whenever they play their supposed "biggest rivals"
They're two cheeks of the same entitled arse.
 
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