According to Canadian research I read years ago, it takes approximately 37 trillion cells to make up the average human being (plus another 30-50 trillion bacterial cells to keep said human alive and functioning) Imagine the disappointment of being one of those cells that went through everything it has gone through since the 'Big Bang' only to end up as a contributor to the likes of these wastes of space?BBC text...
Man City 0-0 Man Utd
Simon Stone
BBC Sport at the Etihad Stadium
I was a little late arriving at the Etihad Stadium tonight but I was surprised just how many fans were still outside 10 minutes after kick-off.
I would estimate there were at least a couple of thousand rushing about or still queuing to get in.
What with the supporters who routinely leave before the final whistle, I would what percentage of ticket holders actually watch the entire game.
Stone, Roan and their like, all of them partial and desperate for click-bait from the tribal masses they aim their guff at, actually sit down and write this sort of stuff in the name of doing a job?
Maybe if Stone had popped over to the BBC news road report site while he was quaffing a glass or three of City's freebie Merlot and munching on the free canapés to revive him after his 'ordeal' in getting to the ground, he might have realised the reason why he was a tad late last night. Many thousands of others (including my brother who was late meeting us at the ground) were even later than Stone, all down to the fact that South Manchester was totally gridlocked due to various incidents on the roads from mid-afternoon onwards, causing total havoc during rush hour.
Journalism used to be a profession to aspire to when I was a kid. Nowadays, it's full of numpties like this who prostitute themselves week in, week out..
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