On a day when the media do seem to have been gripped with a collective frenzy over ManU's mighty demolition of that most obliging opponent QPR, Daniel Taylor is at least pointing out that its too early to judge and summarised the capture of Falcao as "visting a hospital for open heart surgery and coming out with a boob job" which pretty much nails it as to the cosmetic nature of ManU's transfer business to date.
But the collective relief/mania/hysteria (delete as applicable) that has gripped the nation's scribes at the return of ManU to "title winning form (c) Messrs. Ogden, Herbert & Co" struck me as something more than just agenda or whatever you wish to call it. Perhaps its some sort of involuntary pavlovian response. Can they actually cope with the established order being so much out of kilter? We saw it with Liverpool last season. A yearning that the sporting universe rights itself and we go back to the old order of ManU, Arsenal & Liverpool vying for the top spots. Chelsea are still regarded with some suspicion but the established order has room for one outsider. But two is one too many and more than two well fuck it lets change the rules and lo and behold we have FFP and its curtailment of outside investment. Unless you want to spend money on academies and youth so that your investment can be filleted by the big boys some years down the line in which case carry on spending - after all we all love a Southampton don't we chaps?
So can our journo's cope with a new world order? Can we they comprehend a world where the once mighty teams are not quite so mighty? I'm not sure they can and I will cite the case of Fernando Torres. There was a time when the pundits would hail him as the best striker in Europe and to be fair he was very good. Yet that period of being very good vanished about 3 years ago. But despite this, and despite the bleeding fucking obvious staring them in the face, they hailed the return of Torres every time he actually scored a goal. For 3 odd years according to collective wisdom he was 'turning a corner' and on the verge of being 'back to his best'. Yet it was a mirage. But like good faithful pavlovian dogs the sporting opinion makers clung to the belief that it just needed a change in system/manager/more love/less love/different hairstyle to get him back to his best. For 3 long years we endured 'Torres is Back!' chatter. It seemed almost as if the truth, namely that Torres was broken beyond repair, was too much for our media to accept and thus they clung to the past and the fantasy that Torres is a world class striker.
The same is true of ManU. Beat QPR? ' ManU are Back!'. The media cannot help themselves. Its a reflex response. The media, despite the protestations, like the established order. They liked Taggart kicking their arses and they wet themselves at the prospect of Van Gaal doing the same. They need ManU back. They cannot comprehend a football world that does not have at its apex the ManU, Liverpool, Arsenal trinity and they view football through the distortions of this prism.
Yaya Toure? Mercenary. Falcao? Gaalactico. Says it all really.