Spiders

They're back and will sadly be with us for another three weeks: A high pitched scream emanated from the grandkid's room hailing arrival of stud-muffin laced oddities from an arachnophobic nightmare. I fought with it for over 15 minutes with the Dyson V10 but you have to be quick as they can sprint 18 inches a second. I dropped in six spray bombs of spid-killer to mulch it's reaction, finally managing to overpower it with the extension lance. I understand they mean no harm seeking only to get their end away, but I am not having any of that smut going on in our house. For those that share affinity here is a short documentary on their Journey Of Lust. As documentary's go it's an incredibly difficult watch:

 
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Two Gun Bob said:
They're back and will sadly be with us for another three weeks: A high pitched scream emanated from the grandkid's room hailing arrival of stud-muffin laced oddities from an arachnophobic nightmare. I fought with it for over 15 minutes with the Dyson V10 but you have to be quick as they can sprint 18 inches a second. I dropped in six spray bombs of spid-killer to mulch it's reaction, finally managing to overpower it with the extension lance. I understand they mean no harm seeking only to get their legs over, but I am not having any of that smut going on in our house. For those that share affinity here is a short documentary on their Journey Of Lust. As documentary's go it's an incredibly difficult watch:

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No no no and no. Evil little fuckers can stay where they are please.
 
I must admit that if my eye suddenly catches sight of a large spider in close proximity to me it definitely makes me 'shudder' , and there's no way I can rest or sleep until i've carted the leggy f*cker off .... mind you i'd rather confront one of those than be faced with any kind of snake!
 
Amongst the Worlds most venomous Spiders are the Brazilian Wandering Spider (TOP PHOTO) ..... and the Male Sydney Funnel Web spider of Australia (BOTTOM PHOTO ), a spider which can apparently kill in 15 minutes .... thank f*ck we don't have any of those running around in central Manchester!

The Australian Redback Spider is also highly venomous and well worth a mention.

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Seem to have a plague of them here.
In the last week I’ve caught and released down the garden five big dark brown house spiders that I caught in the TV room.
 
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