Water bottles.
Every fucker at work has a water bottle.
They’ve become a fashion accessory.
I still turn up with the small plastic supermarket brand bottle where everyone else comes in with a multi coloured jug full.
They used to be small, bland bottle or company branded bottle but now they have to have patterned and funky looking containers. And they are getting bigger. Those with bigger cars have a bigger bottle. And now a swivel straw on the lid.
I was at a training course last week and the tutor was gulping on her straw at the end of each paragraph she read out. Course could have been over 30 mins earlier if she’d stopped drinking. And at the end, the company luvvies went up and said they “lurved” her bottle and were eager to know where she got it from (so presumably they can get one too, got to keep up with the Anderson’s….)
How the fuck did we all cope years ago without the need to carry a water well around with us?
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