Stupid little things that bug you

[Colin Bell (genuine name)]

Probably catch a few with this, but FOC’s in really nice cars that drive like FOC’s. What’s the fucking point in spending all that money on something that was designed and built to go really fast if you’re going to drive so slow that you hold up a digger driver or a tractor.
Get your shopping delivered and FaceTime your friends and family, it’ll save the rest of us from driving with raised blood pressure.

 

[Blue Mist]

Your drink is the cheapest and you still won't buy a round.

Ergh I bought you a drink before the Arsenal match.


OK you weren't there and rather than it go to waste, I had to drink it for you but surely it's the thought that counts.

 

[Blue Mist]

Probably catch a few with this, but FOC’s in really nice cars that drive like FOC’s. What’s the fucking point in spending all that money on something that was designed and built to go really fast if you’re going to drive so slow that you hold up a digger driver or a tractor.
Get your shopping delivered and FaceTime your friends and family, it’ll save the rest of us from driving with raised blood pressure.

Totally agree. On a dual carriageway they are in the nearside lane doing 48mph.
An Hgv is having to overtake them which slows the rest of us down and they haven't got a scooby about the carnage they are causing.
I've told Mrs Mist that if I'm ever overtaken by an Hgv I will sack driving.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Totally agree. On a dual carriageway they are in the nearside lane doing 48mph.
An Hgv is having to overtake them which slows the rest of us down and they haven't got a scooby about the carnage they are causing.
I've told Mrs Mist that if I'm ever overtaken by an Hgv I will sack driving.

I liked that and just got done for doing 59 in a 50......( anyone know how many points that will be ?? )

 

[Grassland Blue]

I liked that and just got done for doing 59 in a 50......( anyone know how many points that will be ?? )

Min 3 points.
I don't think any more than that.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I liked that and just got done for doing 59 in a 50......( anyone know how many points that will be ?? )

Ha beat you -61 in a 50 and I’ve got my naughty boys course next month.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Ha beat you -61 in a 50 and I’ve got my naughty boys course next month.

Done 2 .....clearly they don't work

 

[Barcon]

Similar theme:

fur babies
pet parent

My niece calls her mum and dad, “Grandpawrents” on account she has a dog and no kids.

 

[Barcon]

Stanley Cups.

Up there with the Beats by Dre headphones as an accessory so unnecessarily big compared to the alternatives that they scream "look at me everybody!"

You mean this?

Last seen in Toronto in 1967.

 

[bluemc]

You mean this?

Last seen in Toronto in 1956

Not quite. The drinks containers that carry the same name are actually bigger than the pictured trophy.