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Stupid little things that bug you
- Thread starter Mikem93
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Do you look a bit like Collymore ?Was out for a walk on a local beach today for my daily exercise. A lovely little pup ran up to say hello, couldn't see anyone around so I gave him a scratch on the ears and was looking for a name tag.
30 seconds later a woman comes running up the beach screaming at me not to touch her dog.
Now, she had no lead, nowhere in sight.
She was in a right state screaming at me for touching the dog. I stayed calm as possible, said ok and walked on, to a volley of abuse.
It continued, eventually I lost it and said if you don't want anybody touching your dog, keep him in your eye line or maybe on a lead? Have you got a lead?
No.
What a fucking weapon
Magicpole
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Go back tomorrow minus the dogs, but plus a baseball bat. :) You want to, don't you. I can tell.A total twat of a middle aged man riding his bike on the road coming in my direction, I was walking my dogs on the pavement. The road had no cars on it at all. The twat decided to mount the pavement and ride straight towards me, i continued to walk assuming he would slow down and go round me. Nope he continues heading for me. I stop spread my arms out as if to say wtf are u doing, as he rode past he thanked me!!!!! What a fucking dick. Unfuckingbelievable. The more I think about it the angry I get at the stupid twat. He obviously in my mind did it on purpose. If I was built like a brick Shithouse I would have smashed his ugly face In, but as i am a 5ft 2inch female i thought better of it
Uncle Wally One Ball
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Just enough for her to have an unnecessary pop at him before she goes to bed. The ****.That welsh girl on the One Show. Keeps going on about how her & her better half are snapping at each other due to the lockdown, However, a few weeks ago she said she normally left the house at 10 am to rehearse and did not usually get home til about 11pm. How much time do her & the better half normally spend together ffs
Bill Walker
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What's wrong with a good old english cricket bat ?Go back tomorrow minus the dogs, but plus a baseball bat. :) You want to, don't you. I can tell.
Honestly, americanisms everywhere..
Bill Walker
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This will be Meghan Markle when she's back on the film set, poor old Harry with nothing to do in Hollywood, except think of all the shit he's given up.Just enough for her to have an unnecessary pop at him before she goes to bed. The ****.
Ha! We like going to the U.S. a lot. Living in Canada is great, but sadly I feel your pain about the adverts, we are getting the same treatment, especially since about 80% of our stations are yours.Be glad you're not in the u.s. where tv programs (sorry, programmes) have fucking pop-up characters from other shows appearing every ten minutes at the bottom of the screen to tell you what's coming up in half an hour, tomorrow, next week.
One of the worst programs for in-show recaps and previews is Gold Rush. I used to love it for the engineering of the different processes from mining, sluicing, and clean-up. Now I can't be bothered, all the getting to know them personally, and the man drama fighting crap does my head in. Waste of time.
Anyways, in North Am. a 1 hr. show after ads is about 41 minutes. Gold Rush has about 5 breaks with a 30 second recap and preview with each one, another five minutes, plus the opening, and ads beginning and end. There is only about 30 minutes of actual new footage each week.
On one extended show I saw years ago they said they edit from over sixty hours of footage a week for each show. When I thought these are the best 30 minutes you can come up with? That was the end.
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Magicpole
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What's wrong with a good old english cricket bat ?
Honestly, americanisms everywhere..
Eh, I'm not English. Pardner.
Bill Walker
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Do they have Scottish cricket bats ?Eh, I'm not English. Pardner.
laserblue
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Whilst we are on the subject of language, portmanteau words can fuck right off. Staycation, bromance and chillax etc. Speak properly, it's not clever or funny.
Obvs.