Stupid little things that bug you

[lefty goldblatt]

And "you"

"YOUS" really gets on my nerves. Predominantly used by Miserysiders, but now getting everywhere.

 

[DrBlueBob]

People who have tuna fish sandwiches

Tuna will do
Everyone knows tuna is a type of fish
I've never heard anyone having a beef cow stroganoff, or a pork pig casserole, or a lamb sheep madras.

Tunnyfish anyone?
As an aside I think that a cow only becomes beef once it has been slaughtered, same for the pig. Someone will probably correct me on some detail or another though.

 

[mscenterh750]

I don’t know if you’ve seen the snippet some of the newsreaders have done on the bbc, about how once coronavirus has gone, things will be back to normal. There is a clip with the bloke who presents football focus and he says “sport will start again......whether you like it or not". Why the fuck say that at the end you ****, you could’ve left it at “sport will start again”.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Incorrect/non pricing of items in supermarkets and shops.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Incorrect/non pricing of items in supermarkets and shops.

That, and special offer signs which are still up, but the offer has run out. Wankers

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Tunnyfish anyone?
As an aside I think that a cow only becomes beef once it has been slaughtered, same for the pig. Someone will probably correct me on some detail or another though.

Roast hen anyone

 

[richardtheref]

People who put on the full lycra to go out for a walk. This morning out with the 2 dogs. One is 17 so we are not the quickest. Spotted 2 lasses in the full Olympic sprint gear walking behind us down the path. One even had the under armour on. So I step aside to let them pass and ffs I was stuck behind them for half a mile.
Also there are quite a few who are rather overweight and still turn out in the full strip. My dad used to have a phrase which they remind of, "a busted couch".

 

[Bill the Blue]

I don’t know if you’ve seen the snippet some of the newsreaders have done on the bbc, about how once coronavirus has gone, things will be back to normal. There is a clip with the bloke who presents football focus and he says “sport will start again......whether you like it or not". Why the fuck say that at the end you ****, you could’ve left it at “sport will start again”.

My wife looked at me and said 'why did he say, "like it or not?"

"because he's a knob" I said..

She nodded in agreement..!

She knows nothing about football but has sussed this smarmy **** out immediately..!

 

[DrBlueBob]

Roast hen anyone

Count me in.

 

[Mozzer]

You have picked at a scab here. I too wince whenever I hear someone from our islands refer to a,tunafish sandwich. In fact I hate them instantly. I also hate Mac and Cheese, it's macaroni and cheese. Thinking about people who do this has put me in a bad mood, so, fucking cheers for that.

Spot on with that mac and cheese thing.