Stupid little things that bug you

BigOscar

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Just thought of another one. When my missus spends 5-10 minutes giving me detailed information about what happened in some shit TV programme that I didn't watch, and which I wouldn't watch if you paid me £20. My glazed expression betokening "You're mistaking me for someone who gives a shit" does not work, despite the supposed superior ability of women to detect non-verbal signals.
It's up there with them telling you about their dreams in great detail and expecting you to react like it's something that actually happened
 

Bluemoon115

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Spell check

My spelling has been rank since I changed to this small tablet so I thought would put it on

Words disappear

It corrects all my nicknames,swearing,changes i to o,i mean what the fuck,it is more trouble than it is worth,makes me swear even more then it corrects it again

Argghhhh
Sorry just seen this, try downloading SwiftKey keyboard. It corrects your misspelt words, but adds your swearing/nicknames to your profile, and stops correcting them.

Then when you get a new device, download again, sign in, and it remembers so you don't have to re-train it.
 

mikemcfc

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But once you have mastered it you can shave with the plane iron. Just because you are not a geek Mike. :-)
I have, I do, thank-you, I'm not. The irony of the post was the joke. Was that not self explanatory? ;)
 

mikemcfc

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Not lost on me Mike, I've gorged on far too many of them. Are you a career woodworker or a bloke in a shed like me?
Both, forest industry worker and a non-professional furniture and what have you maker. My woodworking tools are old (but I don't blame them) hence some of my projects are a little rough where you can't see, like my hanging of drywall and mudding as well. My jobs look pretty good when they are done as I make it up in the sanding. Without a joiner and a thickness planer I have to do a lot of it, especially when I edge glue to make panels. :/
Good luck on your projects. ;)
 

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