Stupid little things that bug you

[denislawsbackheel]

Fuck off.
44 “ is fine.

 

[East Level 2]

Fat cunts wearing tracksuit bottoms.
You're only wearing them, to hide the embarrassment of going to the shop counter with a pair of 44"waist pants.

Cut down on the 3 Cs
cakes, crisps and Carling

Can I cut out Carling and replace it with curry and chocolate?

 

[Debaser]

Not taking tablets out of the blister packet side by side, and starting a new blister if the old one isn't finished.

Partner is recovering from surgery and I'm more than happy to pick up the extra slack, but seeing multiple packets of painkillers and anti inflammatories half finished is driving me up the fucking wall.

 

[laserblue]

Rylan Clark-Neal. He's had so much work done on his face and teeth that on those Cinch ads he looks like a CGI character.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Rylan Clark-Neal. He's had so much work done on his face and teeth that on those Cinch ads he looks like a CGI image.

He's not had any work done on his face at all...he was just born with a plastic head

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

When you order a full English breakfast and the beans are served in a little pot and, worse still, then placed on your plate. Not only is it damn stupid to look at and make it harder to eat, it also transfers germs from the work surface in the kitchen to your plate and the other food items.

 

[give it to gordon]

Tradespeople

The ones that turn up in a new van, which is lowered with the go faster skirts on. Low profile tyres and flashy alloys wheels. Along with personal/ private number plates.

Always makes me think cowboys that over charge !

 

[BrianW]

Pedantic cnuts on Wikitree who edit my entries in respect of small pedantic things. Wankers. They obviously haven't got a fucking life.

 

[Protein Junkie]

CD’s that now come in cardboard sleeves. Try getting the fucking thing out of the packaging without your greasy mitts all over the surface !!!! Ffs

 

[laserblue]

When you order a full English breakfast and the beans are served in a little pot and, worse still, then placed on your plate. Not only is it damn stupid to look at and make it harder to eat, it also transfers germs from the work surface in the kitchen to your plate and the other food items.

I don't attempt to eat them out of the pot. I just tip them on to the plate.

 

[KS55]

Members on BM who ask for info which they could easily find on line if they weren’t such lazy buggers.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Mumbles on and on with his boring drivel
So much my brain switches off

I actually find it difficult to concentrate on the action when he's having an incoherent chant with Evil Kneville . I like to keep the sound on for the crowd noise so I compromise and only have the sound on when City have the ball. It cuts out 30%-40% of Tyler including his gloating if the other lot score.

 

[Banshee]

Fitted sheets. Sock thieves and it's nigh on impossible to fold them in a neat pile.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Tradespeople

The ones that turn up in a new van, which is lowered with the go faster skirts on. Low profile tyres and flashy alloys wheels. Along with personal/ private number plates.

Always makes me think cowboys that over charge !

The "Beware" sign used to be the builder driving a jag'.

 

[Keeper!]

Worse for me are the middle aged men who’re losing their hair, shave it off, and instantly become ‘10 men’.

With necks fatter than their fat bald heads!

 

[Paladin]

Members on BM who ask for info which they could easily find on line if they weren’t such lazy buggers.

Members on BM who ask for info about transfers, when the person who has the info about transfers posts his information when he has it, without being asked. It reminds me of this:

 

[idahoblues]

Over cooking pasta or noodles, fuck off you cunts !!!!

 

[Stephen230]

Twats, like the one I’ve just been working with for 12 hours, who ask you a question and then two words into your answer, interrupt you and go on a 20 minute monologue answering it themselves. Boring bastard.

I’m off to bed. Getting grumpy now.

 

[oscbarcelona]

Time lost whilst trying to have a shit.

 

[Looby blue]

People who put 'baby on board' stickers on their car, so fucking what!