Stupid little things that bug you

[SWPISHOME]

A courier delivered a parcel to where I work today I know him from dropping stuff in every now and again.

I said to him today "Ah long time no see, I thought you didn't work for this crowd anymore it's been that long".

He replied "I'm gone part time, Trying to concentrate more on my social platform being an influencer"...

I just thought to myself "Bellend"...

 

[Looby blue]

People who chew gum with their mouth open and a slack jaw.
Most football managers are guilty of this, a particularly horrible site is the camera zooming in on Carlo Ancelotti or Sam Allardyce.

The Brentford manager is a bugger for it.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Our own fans who can’t spell Haaland correctly.

 

[paulchapo]

People who work behind a bar that are totally inept They can't work quickly, serve more than one person at a time or have a clue who's actually next or who's just arrived at the bar, as they're normally talking bollocks to their equally inept mate working with them. Bring back the old barmaid who could serve four people at once and add up the price in their head as they went. Invaluable.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

When people say things like:

“HIMARS system”, when the ‘S’ in HIMARS stands for System. That’s the High Mobility Artillery Rocket System system.

“Can you tell me the ULN number?”, when the ‘N’ in ULN stands for Number. That’s asking for the Unique Learner Number number.

“Can you send me the CTF file?”, when the ‘F’ in CTF stands for File. That’s asking for the Common Transfer File file.

Absolutely! In my industry people used to say "Can you record this on a DAT tape?" The T stands for TAPE!!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

People who work behind a bar that are totally inept They can't work quickly, serve more than one person at a time or have a clue who's actually next or who's just arrived at the bar, as they're normally talking bollocks to their equally inept mate working with them. Bring back the old barmaid who could serve four people at once and add up the price in their head as they went. Invaluable.

I'll raise that with Saturday in the ground. Likely to be 95 % newbies behind the bars, most of which will never come back. With staff throwing the towel in it's usually January before whoever is there has an idea of what's expected of them and can pull a full plastic glass of piss.

 

[Bill Walker]

Door handles

 

[East Level 2]

I'll raise that with Saturday in the ground. Likely to be 95 % newbies behind the bars, most of which will never come back. With staff throwing the towel in it's usually January before whoever is there has an idea of what's expected of them and can pull a full plastic glass of piss.

I'd shoot the people who train the bar staff at the ground.
Hot drinks are made by putting the cup under a spout and pressing a button. This automatically fills the cup so a pie can be found and payment taken while the cup is filling. But no; they watch it fill and then do the other stuff meaning fewer fans are served.

 

[Donmcfc]

Houses with no number on the door.

 

[Kippax77]

The Brentford manager is a bugger for it.

That's because he's wired.
Just look at his eyes