Stupid little things that bug you

[Big Swifty]

Footballers with their socks pulled up over their knees.

Don't they realise how stupid they look?

 

[Shuffs]

Martin Keown

 

[maxwellblue]

Those people who reply to someone asking a question on a FB group or an internet forum with "following" just why do we all need to know.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Pigeons who sit on the side of the bird bath looking outwards & then crap in the water, all the little Birds then have to drink or have a bath in water with added pigeon shit until I get round to changing the water again!

 

[york away to this!]

People harking on about glasto...

 

[kaz7]

People , well posters who throw shade about you to other people

 

[Protein Junkie]

Every Airport.
Not enough seats at the Gate to start with but couples who sit apart, leave a spare seat between them to house their hand luggage are total fuckwits.

 

[heslops barnet]

Footballers with their socks pulled up over their knees.

Don't they realise how stupid they look?

Imagine chopper Harris, Jack Charlton or Norman Hunter with that look?

 

[Barcon]

Hummingbird feeders. I just banged my head on ours and now my loaf is covered in sugar water.
At least the wasps and ants will be a welcome change from the back flies and deer flies.

 

[BlueFurn]

People , well posters who throw shade about you to other people

What does throw shade mean?
Not heard that before…

 

[Newman Noggs]

Probably been said before but those fuckers on Deal or no Deal who profess to having "a feeling" that they know what's in the boxes. No you don't, you're not psychic you are a greedy guessing bastard and I hope you win 1p.

 

[yerwot?]

litter bin tops covered in dimps, just stub it then put it in the f'kin' bin, you've done the 'ard bit.

 

[MellowJoe]

What does throw shade mean?
Not heard that before…

I'm guessing it must be something like 'i don't like the other guys opinion'

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

The current social media trend of using "POV of ....." just get to F**k

 

[kaz7]

What does throw shade mean?
Not heard that before…

Not only is this being said about me , knowing i would read it, it is a fucking lie

He made a couple of mistakes as a younger lad, which negates any work he could ever do in making disabled kids happier, in Kaz’s world.

He also replaced Sterling, which was his other cardinal sin.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Anything with a left-handed thread.
Just spent 10 minutes trying to re-attach the nozzle end to a vacuum cleaner before realising what I hadn't realised.
Had a similar issue a couple of years back trying to remove a cylinder mower blade, hammered it so hard against the ""wrong" thread I had to pay a mechanic £10 to loosen it.

 

[normskih]

The current social media trend of using "POV of ....." just get to F**k

What does this mean?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Not only is this being said about me , knowing i would read it, it is a fucking lie

 

[MellowJoe]

When you have a nice quick shower and youre the cleanest person in the world for a milisecond, but then, you have to open your eyes to climb over the bath without falling, you haven't given the mirror a chance to steam up, and upon getting out you get a glimpse of your shitmess of a body in it (the mirror) christ, that's not nice

 

[kaz7]

Trolls who are proud of it are prize cunts