Stupid little things that bug you

[Millo]

You can never find a Dock leaf when you get nettled!

 

[Donmcfc]

Exactly, what does it mean. Reach out is another one!! FFs. Why do they have to make the basics sound so melodramatic and more to the point why do the impressionable follow suit.

Er....is it because they're impressionable?

 

[Bluechipblue]

You can never find a Dock leaf when you get nettled!

Or when you stop for a shit on the hard shoulder.

 

[Kippax77]

You can never find a Dock leaf when you get nettled!

Or after having a shit Al fresco

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

new trend of doing RIP videos for Celebrities on YT who are dead(and they are not dead!)

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Or after having a shit Al fresco

My al frescos are usually quite good.

 

[Looby blue]

People who yawn loudly, there's no need for it, you've made a conscious decision to add volume to that yawn that could just as easily be done on the quiet without the whole world knowing that you've just fucking yawned.

 

[laserblue]

Americanisms…
The worst is people who say “From the get go”

Uptick is another that grinds my gears. It won't be long before the next Americanism buzzword reaches us. On discussion programmes from the US someone often says "There's a lot to unpack here" meaning there's a lot of aspects of the subject to discuss. You've all been warned.

 

[laserblue]

You can never find a Dock leaf when you get nettled!

Just piss on the sting. It won't help but it'll be a laugh for passers by.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That new MacDonalds ad. Cheesy and pointless, no pun intended. Who's going to give a shit about how many points you have and whether or not you can get a free cup of shite coffee whilst singing a ridiculous song to your mrs over the phone/CB/ Walkie talkie.