Stupid little things that bug you

[Stoned Rose]

Uptick is another that grinds my gears. It won't be long before the next Americanism buzzword reaches us. On discussion programmes from the US someone often says "There's a lot to unpack here" meaning there's a lot of aspects of the subject to discuss. You've all been warned.

People who use the phrase “grinds my gears” before telling everyone else what they shouldn’t be saying.

 

[Stoned Rose]

People who constantly use hazard lights to stop wherever they want for any insignificant reason.

My work insists we are perfectly allowed to do this, even on double yellows or in a junction.

The fucking idiots.

 

[Stoned Rose]

People who abuse Helen Worth (Gail Platt) off Coronation Street On here.
I don’t know why you do it, although I accept she wasn’t everybody cup of tea, she was still attractive.

The abuse that Luke Shaw gets on here for being overweight. Mention his name and it is also followed with Greggs or pies. He is not overweight, he plays for an odious club I grant you but their must be some serious alpha male bodies on here to slate him about his physique.

Give him grief for being a rag by all means but for his weight, nah.

Rag.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Cunts who give their house a name and then proceed to stick a plaque with said name to the front of it.

 

[55yr old teenager]

Just piss on the sting. It won't help but it'll be a laugh for passers by.

That's what my grandad told me and my brother to do if we could not find any dock leaves. That is ok for men. Its certainly a bit tricky for me!

 

[Barcon]

That's what my grandad told me and my brother to do if we could not find any dock leaves. That is ok for men. Its certainly a bit tricky for me!

That’s what friends are for : )

 

[Magicpole]

Damned annoying, especially when you are trying to watch a City match on a foreign TV stream.

Foreign TV Streams? You dirty bastard.

Which FTVS’s exactly? I want to see how fucking depraved you are, before either blocking you, or asking to join your gang.

 

[Magicpole]

That's what my grandad told me and my brother to do if we could not find any dock leaves. That is ok for men. Its certainly a bit tricky for me!

But not impossible, let’s face it. It’s not that difficult a manoeuvre. Stroll behind a bush, check the coast is clear and you’re halfway there. Wont work, obviously, but you will feel stronger for believing in yourself.

 

[Magicpole]

Cunts who give their house a name and then proceed to stick a plaque with said name to the front of it.

If there’s not a room in hell especially for those cunts, the worlds gone mad.

 

[Stoned Rose]

If there’s not a room in hell especially for those cunts, the worlds gone mad.

Innit. It’s always houses that are bit nicer than your average.

I clocked one the other day calling itself Richardson Hills. Ffs.

Disappointingly you never see this on a scally estate.

“Shithole Towers” or similar.