Stupid little things that bug you

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Rob and Romesh. Can anyone answer me this; what is the point of them? They're as funny as a fire in an orphanage.

So many TV documentaries featuring some "C-List" celeb' travelling with their son/ mother/ dad/ both parents/ dead grannie' etc...
I suppose I'm not really qualified to complain due to never having watched a single episode any of them. It's the same as disliking food you've never tried simply because it sounds awful.

 

[BrianW]

I noticed in the park today a special bench. A 'social' bench. If you sit there, it's an invitation for others to sit next to you, say 'hello' and chat.

No complaints about that. Just there were no other benches at all. You'd think there'd be at least one marked 'Fuck off and boil your head.'

 

[staffsblue]

Rob and Romesh. Can anyone answer me this; what is the point of them? They're as funny as a fire in an orphanage.

See also Sara Pascoe. She's on TV all the time, yet I'm yet to hear her say anything remotely amusing.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Those pathetic little sticky things, dont know what they are called..., that tie the polythene bread wrapper close.
1) Find glasses
2) find very sharp knife
3) Try to find an opening or way in...
4) Use sharp knife to separate the sticky thing taking care not to cut it
5 Open to a round of applause
6) Hope said bread hasn't gone stale.

 

[KS55]

Those pathetic little sticky things, dont know what they are called..., that tie the polythene bread wrapper close.
1) Find glasses
2) find very sharp knife
3) Try to find an opening or way in...
4) Use sharp knife to separate the sticky thing taking care not to cut it
5 Open to a round of applause
6) Hope said bread hasn't gone stale.

Or: Cut the sticky thing with scissors, take out required bread, twist the wrapper, tie it in a knot.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Or: Cut the sticky thing with scissors, take out required bread, twist the wrapper, tie it in a knot.

That's not the point ;)

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

When people deliberately mis-spell swear words in an attempt to not swear.

You’ve typed fook. Everyone knows what you’re saying. You’ve typed c*nt. Everyone knows what you’re saying.

Just fucking type it.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I noticed in the park today a special bench. A 'social' bench. If you sit there, it's an invitation for others to sit next to you, say 'hello' and chat.

No complaints about that. Just there were no other benches at all. You'd think there'd be at least one marked 'Fuck off and boil your head.'

If you sit there, does Ray appear?

 

[give it to gordon]

People who pay a fortune to turn their front garden into a parking space but are to tight to pay for a dropped curb.
Than come out and moan at you for parking perfectly legally out side their house.

PS I would never park across a dropped kerb.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Jim Daly's seasonal song that lists all the 92 teams in the top 4 divisions to the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire".

It's just how he goes "Shef-i-eld United, Shef-i-eld Wens-day, Sunderland and Swans-zee".

 

[Bill Walker]

When people deliberately mis-spell swear words in an attempt to not swear.

You’ve typed fook. Everyone knows what you’re saying. You’ve typed c*nt. Everyone knows what you’re saying.

Just fecking type it.

 

[Grassland Blue]

The flour bits on top of bread rolls that go everywhere when you eat them.
Same applies to flaky pastry.
Bagels, what are they all about?

 

[give it to gordon]

Going away for 2 days I've been ready since 9am. Still waiting for the missus to be ready.
Me two pairs of pants and socks. Two shirts and shorts, deodorant and tooth brush done !!.

 

[Cellarite]

Miserable fuckwits cluttering up the Oasis thread to tell us fans that the Gallaghers are older than they were in the 90's and that they only made three songs that pass their strict criteria anyway.

 

[Bill Walker]

Those plastic bags on a role to put your loose bananas in at the supermarket. I can never get the bastards open.

 

[idahoblues]

The flour bits on top of bread rolls that go everywhere when you eat them.
Same applies to flaky pastry.
Bagels, what are they all about?

Bagels are great!

 

[Bri1975]

Jim Daly's seasonal song that lists all the 92 teams in the top 4 divisions to the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire".

It's just how he goes "Shef-i-eld United, Shef-i-eld Wens-day, Sunderland and Swans-zee".

Never heard it before, quite catchy

 

[Bri1975]

Karrimor boots have lost a good few mill off their width , always worn them size 9 so didn’t bother trying them on first
Then discovered sports direct don’t do refunds, credit note only !

 

[heslops barnet]

Karrimor boots have lost a good few mill off their width , always worn them size 9 so didn’t bother trying them on first
Then discovered sports direct don’t do refunds, credit note only !

Mike Ashley……wouldn’t give that twat a penny
Should demand a refund, not sure they can only offer credit note?

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Never heard it before, quite catchy

I liked it originally, then the seasonal updates and reaction videos to it from other users got a bit annoying. There was one with an American couple watching it and they had no clue at all to the references, utter cringe.