Stupid little things that bug you

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

I'd love the scorer to say...

" Well, what the fuck do you think?....a bit pissed off, really. I smacked it as hard as I could, and then I remembered that I'd left the tele on at home. I'm a silly sausage "

Inane interviewer questions

You are Ian Brightwell and I claim my £5.

 

[Big Swifty]

I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."

Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".

Do you see headlines about City referring to Kevin, or Erling, or Jeremy?

 

[eric pode of croydon]

Noisy eaters

I would quite happily sit and watch a noisy eater choke to death.

 

[BlueMoonday]

I would quite happily sit and watch a noisy eater choke to death.

I was in a public lift and some twat was in the lift munching on popcorn and chewing loudly. I wanted to deck the c*nt. How can you eat like that in public?

 

[Stoned Rose]

I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."

Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".

Do you see headlines about City referring to Kevin, or Erling, or Jeremy?

Tbf it’s not Alexander Armstrong either.

 

[Stoned Rose]

ebay auctions.

Just getting to the vinegar strokes and 99% of the time someone comes along and pisses on your chips.

For some, that’s the best ending.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."

Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".

Are you sure?

 

[give it to gordon]

When you have to use a pair of stilsons to undo the top on your vimpto bottle

 

[KS55]

When you have to use a pair of stilsons to undo the top on your vimpto bottle

Ring pulls where the ring is so stiff you bend a teaspoon levering it up.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Interviewers who say ‘talk us through your goal’ what’s wrong with ‘how did you feel when you scored?’

" What's it got to do with you, it's personal ?? "

 

[Bri1975]

Dad having to pay £16:90 for 24 hours TV in hospital yesterday so he could watch the match

 

[East Level 2]

Dad having to pay £16:90 for 24 hours TV in hospital yesterday so he could watch the match

F'ing disgraceful.

 

[normskih]

Dad having to pay £16:90 for 24 hours TV in hospital yesterday so he could watch the match

My sister has recently had two stints in hospital. She used a tablet which has SkyGo app but SkyGo doesn’t work in hospitals somehow, so she couldn’t watch any of the Sky channels. Luckily Iplayer, ITVX and other apps were ok to use.

 

[Bri1975]

That Italian tit on the Britain's got talent panel

 

[Blue Mist]

Songs that have ............... threads.


Boring.

 

[Double R]

The cheeky fucker who won my EBay item yesterday, then five minutes later asked to cancel it!!!
Why fucking enter the auction then?
Took him up on the cancellation for fear of him claiming the item was "broken" or some other shit.
Had to re list it and wait anothet week now.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Interstellar travel is not possible. Not by us, not by anybody.

Even a child knows that people are never going to be able to swim non-stop from (say) Dover to Sydney. And interstellar travel is about a million times harder than that.

People who say, “who knows, in 100 years or 500 we may make a discovery….” are merely dreamers.

One potentially suitable destination is Proxima Centauri B at 4.32 light years. Another is Ross 128 B. at 11+ light years.

That's between 10,000 and 150,000 years travel time at NASA's current top speed.

The dreamer says, “but improvements in speed…..” OK... We double the speed - That's between 5,000 and 75,000 years travel time.

“Generation ships” are the purest of pure science fiction.

On the face of it, it's a good idea until we think about thousands of generations of humans travelling non-stop through space, living on food tablets and recycled water, arguing about who should land the ship after 5000 years of living the life of slugs.

And then... “OOPS, there's nothing here, let's turn around and go back…..”

 

[bluemc]

Anyone who, when talking, puts too much emphasis on the "H" when it's the second letter in a word.

While becomes hwile for example. And for those into Family Guy, expertly demonstrated by Stewie:

 

[goatinho]

I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."

Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".

Do you see headlines about City referring to Kevin, or Erling, or Jeremy?

I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."

Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".

Do you see headlines about City referring to Kevin, or Erling, or Jeremy?

Bruno

 

[DiscoSteve]

rag friends (sadly this does happen) who get upset when I refer to the predecessor to billy smart's circus tent as 'the swamp'