Stupid little things that bug you

Winter, it can just fuck right off. In summer I never get ill, have a bit of tan, wear shorts and sit in a beer garden. Winter rears its ugly head and I’m suddenly sick as a dog, wearing 48 fucking layers to defrost my car in the morning and ready to crawl into my pit for the next 4 months.
 
Well, if it didn't work, it was a poorcorner. The ones that annoy me are the corners that sail over everyone's head ang go into touch on the other sde, or out for a goal-kick. All the big defenders have run 70 yrads to get into the box, and then have to trudge back again, because some duffer can't land a corner kick into the 18-yard box.
Err no, you can make the best cross in the World, but if the guy misses the header it doesn't work.
 
Referring to penalties as "a shootout"

Got nothing against ‘a shootout.’ However ‘a lottery’ annoys me each and every time. Has anybody ever in the history of commentary ever described a chance in open play from around about 12 yards as being ‘a lottery’ if he scores or not?
 

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