give it to gordon
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When you have to use a pair of stilsons to undo the top on your vimpto bottle
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Stupid little things that bug you
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Ring pulls where the ring is so stiff you bend a teaspoon levering it up.When you have to use a pair of stilsons to undo the top on your vimpto bottle
Tuearts right boot
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" What's it got to do with you, it's personal ?? "Interviewers who say ‘talk us through your goal’ what’s wrong with ‘how did you feel when you scored?’
East Level 2
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F'ing disgraceful.Dad having to pay £16:90 for 24 hours TV in hospital yesterday so he could watch the match
My sister has recently had two stints in hospital. She used a tablet which has SkyGo app but SkyGo doesn’t work in hospitals somehow, so she couldn’t watch any of the Sky channels. Luckily Iplayer, ITVX and other apps were ok to use.Dad having to pay £16:90 for 24 hours TV in hospital yesterday so he could watch the match
The cheeky fucker who won my EBay item yesterday, then five minutes later asked to cancel it!!!
Why fucking enter the auction then?
Took him up on the cancellation for fear of him claiming the item was "broken" or some other shit.
Had to re list it and wait anothet week now.
Why fucking enter the auction then?
Took him up on the cancellation for fear of him claiming the item was "broken" or some other shit.
Had to re list it and wait anothet week now.
Lavinda Past
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Interstellar travel is not possible. Not by us, not by anybody.
Even a child knows that people are never going to be able to swim non-stop from (say) Dover to Sydney. And interstellar travel is about a million times harder than that.
People who say, “who knows, in 100 years or 500 we may make a discovery….” are merely dreamers.
One potentially suitable destination is Proxima Centauri B at 4.32 light years. Another is Ross 128 B. at 11+ light years.
That's between 10,000 and 150,000 years travel time at NASA's current top speed.
The dreamer says, “but improvements in speed…..” OK... We double the speed - That's between 5,000 and 75,000 years travel time.
“Generation ships” are the purest of pure science fiction.
On the face of it, it's a good idea until we think about thousands of generations of humans travelling non-stop through space, living on food tablets and recycled water, arguing about who should land the ship after 5000 years of living the life of slugs.
And then... “OOPS, there's nothing here, let's turn around and go back…..”
Even a child knows that people are never going to be able to swim non-stop from (say) Dover to Sydney. And interstellar travel is about a million times harder than that.
People who say, “who knows, in 100 years or 500 we may make a discovery….” are merely dreamers.
One potentially suitable destination is Proxima Centauri B at 4.32 light years. Another is Ross 128 B. at 11+ light years.
That's between 10,000 and 150,000 years travel time at NASA's current top speed.
The dreamer says, “but improvements in speed…..” OK... We double the speed - That's between 5,000 and 75,000 years travel time.
“Generation ships” are the purest of pure science fiction.
On the face of it, it's a good idea until we think about thousands of generations of humans travelling non-stop through space, living on food tablets and recycled water, arguing about who should land the ship after 5000 years of living the life of slugs.
And then... “OOPS, there's nothing here, let's turn around and go back…..”
I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."
Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".
Do you see headlines about City referring to Kevin, or Erling, or Jeremy?
BrunoI hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."
Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".
Do you see headlines about City referring to Kevin, or Erling, or Jeremy?
DiscoSteve
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rag friends (sadly this does happen) who get upset when I refer to the predecessor to billy smart's circus tent as 'the swamp'
Marklr
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Forgetting to turn the kettle on when making a cup of tea and pouring cold water into your cup onto the teabag and sugar. Just done that right now and it bugged me.
lefty goldblatt
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Probably Farage's fault ;-)Forgetting to turn the kettle on when making a cup of tea and pouring cold water into your cup onto the teabag and sugar. Just done that right now and it bugged me.
Uncle Wally One Ball
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Anyone who, when talking, puts too much emphasis on the "H" when it's the second letter in a word.
While becomes hwile for example. And for those into Family Guy, expertly demonstrated by Stewie:
Only ever known yanks to do that. They cant pronounce the word Mirror either. And the word Water fucks them right up
Bluechipblue
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And when they do make it back, they find the rags still haven't won the Premier League since the slip road shitter left, and we're still waiting for the decision of the 115 panel.Interstellar travel is not possible. Not by us, not by anybody.
Even a child knows that people are never going to be able to swim non-stop from (say) Dover to Sydney. And interstellar travel is about a million times harder than that.
People who say, “who knows, in 100 years or 500 we may make a discovery….” are merely dreamers.
One potentially suitable destination is Proxima Centauri B at 4.32 light years. Another is Ross 128 B. at 11+ light years.
That's between 10,000 and 150,000 years travel time at NASA's current top speed.
The dreamer says, “but improvements in speed…..” OK... We double the speed - That's between 5,000 and 75,000 years travel time.
“Generation ships” are the purest of pure science fiction.
On the face of it, it's a good idea until we think about thousands of generations of humans travelling non-stop through space, living on food tablets and recycled water, arguing about who should land the ship after 5000 years of living the life of slugs.
And then... “OOPS, there's nothing here, let's turn around and go back…..”
maccieblue
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Similar, putting your phone on charge overnight but forgetting to turn the socket onForgetting to turn the kettle on when making a cup of tea and pouring cold water into your cup onto the teabag and sugar. Just done that right now and it bugged me.
blue b4 the moon
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Not so much forgetting for me, more not quite catching the turn on toggle.Forgetting to turn the kettle on when making a cup of tea and pouring cold water into your cup onto the teabag and sugar. Just done that right now and it bugged me.
The other day, not for the first time, I put my teabag into the milk jug.Not so much forgetting for me, more not quite catching the turn on toggle.