Stupid little things that bug you

[Eccles Blue]

Interviewers who say ‘talk us through your goal’ what’s wrong with ‘how did you feel when you scored?’

 

[Magicpole]

Interviewers who say ‘talk us through your goal’ what’s wrong with ‘how did you feel when you scored?’

Or, even better. Who did you feel when you scored?
Let’s take this up a notch.

 

[One Fan Clapping]

Noisy eaters

Misophonia is real!

 

[BlueMoonday]

Misophonia is real!

I have it and don't mind admitting it. But why are cunts so noisy at eating? Just eat normally like a human being.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Interviewers who say ‘talk us through your goal’ what’s wrong with ‘how did you feel when you scored?’

Or, even better. Who did you feel when you scored?
Let’s take this up a nonotch.

I'd love the scorer to say...

" Well, what the fuck do you think?....a bit pissed off, really. I smacked it as hard as I could, and then I remembered that I'd left the tele on at home. I'm a silly sausage "

Inane interviewer questions

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

I'd love the scorer to say...

" Well, what the fuck do you think?....a bit pissed off, really. I smacked it as hard as I could, and then I remembered that I'd left the tele on at home. I'm a silly sausage "

Inane interviewer questions

You are Ian Brightwell and I claim my £5.

 

[Big Swifty]

I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."

Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".

Do you see headlines about City referring to Kevin, or Erling, or Jeremy?

 

[eric pode of croydon]

Noisy eaters

I would quite happily sit and watch a noisy eater choke to death.

 

[BlueMoonday]

I would quite happily sit and watch a noisy eater choke to death.

I was in a public lift and some twat was in the lift munching on popcorn and chewing loudly. I wanted to deck the c*nt. How can you eat like that in public?

 

[Stoned Rose]

I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."

Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".

Do you see headlines about City referring to Kevin, or Erling, or Jeremy?

Tbf it’s not Alexander Armstrong either.

 

[Stoned Rose]

ebay auctions.

Just getting to the vinegar strokes and 99% of the time someone comes along and pisses on your chips.

For some, that’s the best ending.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."

Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".

Are you sure?

 

[give it to gordon]

When you have to use a pair of stilsons to undo the top on your vimpto bottle

 

[KS55]

When you have to use a pair of stilsons to undo the top on your vimpto bottle

Ring pulls where the ring is so stiff you bend a teaspoon levering it up.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Interviewers who say ‘talk us through your goal’ what’s wrong with ‘how did you feel when you scored?’

" What's it got to do with you, it's personal ?? "

 

[Bri1975]

Dad having to pay £16:90 for 24 hours TV in hospital yesterday so he could watch the match

 

[East Level 2]

Dad having to pay £16:90 for 24 hours TV in hospital yesterday so he could watch the match

F'ing disgraceful.

 

[normskih]

Dad having to pay £16:90 for 24 hours TV in hospital yesterday so he could watch the match

My sister has recently had two stints in hospital. She used a tablet which has SkyGo app but SkyGo doesn’t work in hospitals somehow, so she couldn’t watch any of the Sky channels. Luckily Iplayer, ITVX and other apps were ok to use.

 

[Bri1975]

That Italian tit on the Britain's got talent panel

 

[Blue Mist]

Songs that have ............... threads.


Boring.